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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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20120910
Hello world
I'm Hear on the air if only just... had to find and new producer since BJ Has decided his destiny lies else where.
I Dunena Reid feel its time to say how sorry I am if my running for Minster has made you my fan my listeners feel as tho you are not important to me for you are you are so important to me for you are the reason I am who I am you Gave me the reasion to Fight frump win or lose i know i have shone a light on the darkness and that will be enough for me and I hope that it would inspire you the people to take up the fight and stop frump or myself depending on the...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 450
20120517
Hello there world I am here this is the mad mad world and guess what your in it.
So I would like to start with the crazy stories that I tried to address last time but know I'm just coming right out and saying it those stories about my friends bill and Ted ( the Llamas) in the press. Bill was in the paddle pool becouase he was hot and it was bath day and he could not fit in the one in my apartment.
As for ted's new heir cut well it coming in to summer and they both need heir cuts and Ted wanted to be distinctive and the ear ring that reqired for the Department of Agriculture & Markets....

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 319
20120430
Hello world i here and i mad mad as a hatter
I beleve that a Muggle saying
What is it with everyone needing to know everything about everyone else. I mean why do we feel the need to tell the world every insernicent thought that crosses our minds. What ever happened to simple tell a person what we think to there face and getting over with.
And anther thing why do we take on board the advice people give us when we don't want to know. What is so hard about admitting a mistake saying sorry and moving on what so bad about making a change for the better of your self and those around...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 398
20120228
Ok Let get right to it shell we
How to is to soon to ask a woman to come away with you.
I mean not in the lets have a dirty weekend kinda way.
I mean like i really Like you and do want come on a trip to meet the Family type of way .
Or just propose and say to hell with dating altogether I mean How do you know that the one for you i mean she nice and pretty. Her eyes are like... you can get lost in them.
anyway
So
How soon is to soon when do you move to next level i Know what the the edict teacher told me and that sound fine then
But now I thinking man...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 355
20120211
Hello there all
I was going to tell you about a new political scandal but alas I can not as something about something... i was not paying that much action to when they told me.

so on to some other thing that are far less interesting than that .
Umm I sure the sky is blue or maybe not...
and that car run on something call petrol...
petrol and interesting thing you know it sold in big buildings and from some pumps and smells kinda good in a makes your head spin kinda way.
Hay do you think the big wigs are still listen or can I start talk about stuff you want...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 309
20120124
Hello to all the mad mad world followers
I'm still here and I've been told I can not campaign on the air cause it might you know do something to your brains and make you vote for me and not you fairly for well the idiot Frump.
Bjay do you think I was ok with that not you know to political or you know slanted?

Anyway not to worry I have lots of things to talk about.
Wait not really my jobs to stick it to the man and at the moment the man is Frump and I got some news but can tell you here so show up at my campaign launch next week it will be fun.

So... Anyway...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 313
20120120
Hello world I dunena Reid's and I have been looking at the world and most of all what about to happen in ministry in coming months and well there's and election for minster of magic coming up and I can not help but note that there are two thing that are off about this...
One Is that Ronald Frump is running again and
Two he is running unchallenged for the job and I find my self asking
WHY
Why has no one chellenged him for what is the most important job in our world.
With all he has done to the people the affairs, the Lies, the selling of magic to muggles it all happen...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 300
20120106
Ok here we go
Welcome to the show this is me
Dunena and yes they say I'm the person of the year.
You know i have to ask why?
I have done nothing special in the past 12 months other than try to make this world better for all of us
and make some big mistakes.
I feel this title although Nice is not deserved.
Though I must say the Photo was very flattering thank you.
Any way back to the mad mad world as it should be…

Ok this show more on the impending end of the world
I've been doing so checking and to turned out that the Muggle Have seers...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 360
20120103
Hello to you all out there I'm BACK
Ok there are question you want to asks
where have i been?
Why did I leave?
and
Am i back for good ? or just a quick stop.
Well
Here some answers
I been away that happen to me some times sorry for the re runs i know you hate those.
I had to leave had some issues with ... well any way Back now and yes i back for good and going to bring you the hard hitting truth about well all the thing you never knew were happing right in front of you.
So welcome to 2012 and what some say is the last year of the earth and...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 305
20111205
I don't know what to do with my self some times like now i want to run i want to destroy some thing Mostly my self
Carve out the empty asking feeling that has taken up what feels like a permanent residents the pit of my stomach.
I can stand to think to much any more.
Nothing helps anymore, the coffee is cure then why dose it not work the nothingness of floating is lost on me now I'm swinging from a rope and I'm losing my grip on it
I can't fly I know because I've tried
I can't sink because I can swim
so now I run from everything I can stop I keep running till...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 422
20111202
Hello world I hear or am I

I ask this as I sit here I struggle to sit here, I don't like they are watching me the eyes in the dark waiting for me to let go, to make a mistake.
I'm shacking, I feel sick, what have they done to me.
what wrong with me?
what dose the voice in the dark want from me? why can't I move some time, why can't I…
...
I need to move, But to were, I can't stop shaking WHY.
I'm Hiding here in the sound proof room away from the world am I ?
why do I feel this way? Why do i feel? Can I live thro this? Do I want to?
...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 382
20111130
Hello there world and today i am not doing what i have been doing for the last few shows
today i pose a question
Why can't i sleep at night?
some will say its the things i have done weighing me down, some will say it some thing i'm worried about.
Maybe its the 20 cups of Caramel Macchiato i had at starbucks

I think i can't hide anymore from my own mind it trying to tell me some thing i can't hear it, i close my eyes and i try to focus on it what dose the little voice want me to know what am i missing that keeps me awake, do you hear it to some times when you try...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 348
20111127
Well Hello all my fateful listeners.
I Love the world i love that i can open the door to the secret world of the ministry i have been advised that at time i come across as if i have this grudge against Minster Frump.
I need to tell you the people that i have nothing personal against Frump i want to make the ministry accountable for the things they do.
i Have been on the in side of the Ministry i have worked for them i have done thing even i am not proud of and i have done them on the orders on many men with in the ministry.
I have seen things that they do with there wives...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 383
20111118
Hello World or a least what still tuning in.
I am back on the air at this time for how long and why i was gone remains a some what confusing and long story that has no answers and even lest truth so lets get down to business.
Starting with the Fight the darkness protest Need less to say the day did not go well and not as was expected.
First I must say I am sorry for accusing Fifi LaRoux of sleeping with Frump those photo I showed were faked as you probable already know what you don't know is those photos were sent to me. They said they were from Anonymous Joe and as you know he...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 491
20111103
" Hello world"
"Well, I am Dunena and welcome to this, our turn to fight back, to tell those in charge that we are here and that we want change! We want our leader to be accountable for where our world is heading and what they have done to take it there. We must raise our voices and tell them of our displeasure"
. "This building represents all the evil. In it sits those that pull the strings. We are the only ones that can take back the power. We are the power. We are all here to take it back. Our power. Our rights, Lets fight this darkness and tell Frump what you think,"
"Well,...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 351
20111006
In the light, there is no darkness... that is a ominous opening to the show but there is was.
Some people consider me the light, the voice that give heed to the darker side of the Wizarding world around us. But can anyone be a light?... knowing that all men have darkness within them.
I ask you the people of this place, the space, this world.
What are you?
who are you?
will you stand and fight, or run and hide.
will you stand for change or ignore the danger we are looking at head on.
Darkness will rain here if we do nothing if we allow them to control this...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 454
20110927
Welcome to the show
and I Dunena have news some news for you well I always have news for you but this is well out there even for me.
we are being sold out by the people we trust to protect us.
yes you heard me SOLD OUT!
I have documents that show the American Ministry of Magic is giving high levels members of Muggle society access to magic.
These Muggles are not married to or have any connection to our world until they are sold magical quick fixes by our ministry to line there pockets... is it not enough that we have our world sold in movies and this pottermore thing.

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 503
20110901
Right. Hello there. Still here hiding but still here none the less.

Ok, here's the plug, still the number one radio show on the air Mad Mad Mad World with me, Dunena, right back to it.

I like to say to the minister, Bite Me Man. I am still here and I am so on to your hit squad. I know you say they don't exist but we both know that's a PR thing. No one wants to admit that there a division within the MOM that's just dedicated to killing people that get in the way or distorting their lives. Well, you will fail as I know that they exist because I have met some of them as...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 512
20110825
Ok I'm here and I'm alive and I really am in a bad way. I know this as something very strange happened to me that made me feel strange and now I worry I maybe losing it.

Do you know how sometimes your body dose something but your brain is completely unaware? Well that happen to me. I have no wish to be in love or in a relationship but since returning to the Big Apple this year, I have found myself spending time with a strange woman, one that would not normally spend time with. She is so not the type I normally go for but I believe there is a saying when you least expect it love...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 2 - Views: 448
20110818
No new postsWWBN World News   

A Question

 
Hello ... world.

I, Dunena, have some questions for you, the wider wizarding community, so you can make your decisions about stuff and things:

1) What kind of Llama has fire proof fur?

2) What king of carpet leaves hoof prints in it but not foot prints?

3) What kind of smoke does not burn?

4) Who wants to destroy me?

Those questions are asked after I went back to my home and saw what they had done to it. The evidence was placed in front of people eyes. They have played to the Muggle inability to look beyond what is in front of...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 435
20110730
Hello my fans
I here in my secret hide away have found something very strange a Muggle thing call a Rubiks cube it a coloured object that all the side have different on on it and you have to mix it up the get all the side back to the way they were

i found one and inside it was an even smaller one.
It so really fun it a logic puzzle to the extreme to win you have to have a system a plan away of getting all the colours to line up.

it just a matter of eating all you pieces in the right place before making a move and yes there a wrong moves along the way but in the...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 466
20110723
I start today very upset and angry. How dare the Ministry say those lies about the fire at my home and that it was caused by my friends, Bill and Ted (the Llamas) smoking. First, they have never been to my home, they have there own.

Your attempt to discredit me will not stop the truth from being told and I ask my listeners to take this misinformation and throw it out a window. For I will not be stopped. I am not scared. I know more dirt about you all than you have on me. I know most of you wives, daughters, and sons and the family secrets so if you want to get into shit throwing,...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 1 - Views: 407
20110717
Today I come to you from a secret location where I will broadcast from for the foreseeable future as I seem to have said too much. My apartment was set on fire last week after my show. Thank all the great wizards thatI was not there but out at the time though I am not getting my security deposit back and now no one will rent to me in the greater wizarding community.

Know this you freaks, I will not be scared into silence. You have sold out the wizarding community and I will not let it go i am not scared of you ...

For if I disappear or die, there are others that...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 2 - Views: 492
20110629
Hello world
and it really is ...the world. My show just gone global as syndication rights came through so now I can tell the whole world what happen in the ministries around the world and when the sky falls and about goat god man so to all my new listeners I will introduce my self I am Dunena and I Tell ... the world as it is or not.
This special show is to introduce the first six show I broadcast in the US market to you to in the wider world oh and special hello to all my former ministry friends in the Victorian Ministry Australia.
Here the first 6 show enjoy and you can...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 426
20110626
Hello world.

Yes, the show is still on the air, if just barely as my last broadcast has made me more of a target than I ever thought possible. I have had a lot of owls, most of which have exploded and distorted my desk. I have had a visit from a rather large man with a rather large envelope which he offered to me for a retraction of my statement. Some people, well most of the ministry, are on the take or just don't care about the fate of the wizarding world unless it lines their pockets.

I must say, I will not be stopped. There must be a investigatison in to thisPottermore...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 420
20110625
welcome to the number 1 show on the radio to day i had to say it but mainly the guy on the other side of the window over there sad i had to say it so there is i said it, so onward to the minster again i really am getting tired of listening to you prattle on about well everything you divorce and how you don't sleep with muggles and so on so on. Just except that i know things and i will tell them to... the world.

I feel the need to tell... the world of the new cross over between worlds i know that people are worried about the pottermore thing that JK has put together I know that both...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 457
20110617
I start tonight with an although my bosses apologize to you dear minster I most certainly do not for I have no to reason not to speck the truth for I fear you not sue away for its not deformation if it true as my lawyer or wait i haven't got one as i don't need one and even though there are those who say i am a hack i do believe i broke this story first and have continued to direct you and Mrs Frumps lawyers to all thing secret and true so let me impart one more secret before this case goes to the big court room Mr frump is not only a womaniser but he has a thing for attractive young men of course...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 491
20110614
Hello World I'm Back

The minster has not silence me yet for i know the How this works see i may have so unorthodox theories on ... the world but you are a thankless womanizing purest who has betrayed his ideas for what you think is a pretty face ...thats not that pretty and do you think that you threats and the Aurors you sent to shut me up will work is think not because i know more secrets about them than soon to be former minster threats against there jobs.
so Just try to shut me up and i will spill my ministerial secrets.

But on a happier not the soon to be former...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 1030
20110614
"Welcome to yet another mad mad world with Dunena.

First I would like to say the minster I am not a crackpot and why hold a press conference for a fake roamers started by a sky falling llama loving crack pot. I be thinking I May be fairly close to the mark. I have work behind the scenes at the MOM and I heard the stories you tell.
Any way Mr Minster who sleeps with Umbragde look a likes good luck with your campaign.

So I met a man the other day who said the end is near and I agree but he said I should repent so that god or goat some thing could save me so I asked who...

by Dunena Reid - Comments: 0 - Views: 462
20110602
"Welcome to the mad mad world with Dunena! Woo!

And welcome to my first show on the world as a whole.

Today i going to tell you about ... the world

First, I've just been told that the Minster looking for a new job, well soon anyway, after Mrs. Minster found him with a Muggle actress. Oh man, did i just let the cat of of the bag, pal? Sorry!

Anyway, onward to the theories of ... the world

I do believe the sky may fall any day now. I have seen it getting closer. I dare you to stop and look. See the stars as they shoot across the sky? But...

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