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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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Post 1 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:53 am

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol

Marcus T. Hobson
Caretaker at Gippsland Grammar
Dare Poker Inventor
Silencio Lead Singer/Guitarist
Captain of the End of the World Exploding Cricket Team


* Family .. You are all I need ...

Rowan Dragonsinger
Rowan Says: "Awww honey!" - Fiancee
"No One Can Undress Your Elliptical Caress, Don't Look Into Your Eyes, Cause You're Desperately In Love"

Kat Davis
Kat Says: "I don't understand, you like playing with explosives for fun?" - Sister
"I'm A Reasonable Man, Get off my Case Get off My Case"


* Friends .. You know we're friends till we die ...
Nathy!
Mel Says: "Um Marcus there's no such thing as a H chord."- Best Mate, Bandmate
"And if the world sould turn, and if London Burns, I'll be standing on the beach with My Guitar"

Mellywellywellywellywelly
Mel Says: "Marcus just because you saw it on tv doesn't mean that you should try it.. especially if it involves explosions." - Best Friend, Voice of Reason
"I Call Up My Friend, The Good Angel, But She's Out With Her Answerphone"

Ethan Fitch-Hunter THE DOCTOR!!!
Ethan Says: "Ethan: Look into my eyes... who am i? / Marcus: Impossible! / Ethan: yep / Marcus: No it cant be / Ethan: Go on Say it... / Marcus: Where's the TARDIS???? / Ethan: *headdesk*" - Friends
"I'm Stuck, In the TARDIS, Trapped in Hyperspace"

Gman
Gerarld Says: "We should have a *insert exploding sport name here* match!" - Best Mates
"I'd Tell All My Friends, But They'd Never Believe Me, They'd Think That I'd Finally Lost It Completely"

Robert Ashton
Rob Says: "You still owe me for the car youknow?" - Long Term Associate
"I want the toys of other boys, I want a knife and a gun and things, But mom and dad will not give in"

Iggy!
Igor Says: "Caretaker Dude - Ro's man, poker guy. Let's grab the vodka and let loose." - Former Friend
"Spare The Gory Details, Give Them Gift-wrapped, For The Man With Everything"
* Fans ... Have ourselves a good time, it's nothing at all ...

Cara McIntyre
Cara Says: "Oops. He did it again, baby." - Friends
"They Dug Me My Very Own Garden, Gave Me Sunshine, Made Me Happy"

Abbymonsterous!
Abby Says: "He's funny!" - 'Unofficial Niece'
"There was, nothing to fear, nothing to doubt"

Ebby the Koala
Ebby Says: "The sky seemed filled with diving brooms and the black bursts of exploding cricket balls!"- Favorite Nephew
"This Far, But No Further, I'm Hanging Off A Branch"

Sophia Alexander
Sophia Says: "This could be just a little more sonic explosive!"- Friend
"She runs, from the third world, pearly"

Storm Canavacciouolo
Storm Says: "Boom!" - Student / Former Classmate
You can try the best you can, If you try the best you can, The best you can is good enough

Emma Fitch-Hunter
Emma Says: "No, I have never seen him with a blue police box ever!"- Friend
"You're like a kitten with a ball of yarn...and it's doing me in, doing me in, doing me in."

Theo Leggieri
Theo Says: "Eh... Honey? On a Pizza? Eh.. okay?"- Pizzaboy

Doris Hunter, Q. C.
Doris Says: "Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers."- Acquaintance
"Lord and Lady Blah Blah, The Vicar and The Judge"


"I have to sit like this how long?? Man I hateeeeeee school photos!"

Immerse Your Soul In Love - One in a Bazillion

And True Love Lives On Lollipops And Crisps - Love More Then Life Itself

We Think The Same Things At The Same Time - Best Mates

This Is One For The Good Days - Friends

Take It With A Pinch Of Salt - Not Always On Good Terms

It Was Nice When It Lasted But Now It's Gone - Past Friends

I'm A Fish Now Out of Water - Unsure

I'm A Reasonable Man Get Off My Case -Off To A Bad Start

When Sorry Is Not Good Enough - Holding a Grudge

The Tick Tick Tock Of A Ticking Timebomb - A Argument Waiting to Happen

This Is What You Get When You Mess With Us - Full Blown Warfare

We can wipe you out anytime - Cold Warfare

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* Enemies ... You've come here just to start a fight ...

Richard C. Hobson
Richard Says: "Total Disgrace to the name."- Father
"When I am King you will be first against the wall, With your opinions where are of no consequence at all"

Kate Davis
Kate Says: "Be nice to your sister Marcus."- Mother
"I'm lost and I'm so confused, but I am a wicked child"

Ellie Davis
Ellie Says: "I don't know what to think about you, all I know is I don't trust you."- Sister-In-Law
"She lives with a broken man, A cracked polystyrene man, Who just crumbles and burns"

Owen Davis
Owen Says: "Dude really needs to chill out more man."- Brother-In-Law
"For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself "

Arthur Davis
Arthur Says: "You seemed to make quite a impression on my family last year."- Father-In-Law




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Post 2 on Sun May 01, 2011 5:28 am

Guest

Guest
Name: Cara McIntyre
Age: 42
Occupation: Owner/Incense Peppermints Exotic Plant Farm
Caregiver Staff one Ebenezer Koala aka Ebby
Relationship: Friends
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Mistaken identity during night flight
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Oops. He did it again, baby.

Name: Ebenezer Koala
Age: 1
Occupation: Professional Wingman
Relationship: Favorite Nephew
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Cara's shop
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: The sky seemed filled with diving brooms and the black bursts of exploding cricket balls!


Post 3 on Sun May 01, 2011 6:10 am

Guest

Guest
Name: Ethan Fitch-Hunter
Age: 35
Occupation: Head Librarian - Warragul Regional Library
Relationship: Friends
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: School library - erratic elf guy - explosive magic
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Ethan: Look into my eyes... who am i?
Marcus: Impossible!
Ethan: yep
Marcus: No it cant be
Ethan: Go on Say it...
Marcus: Where's the TARDIS????
Ethan: *headdesk*

Post 4 on Sun May 01, 2011 6:50 pm

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : IT Consultant / Teacher
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
M-Tech
Female Posts : 61
Age : 37
Current Location : Warragul, Australia
Job : IT Consultant
Face Claim : Sarah Polley
Famous Last Words : Meep..
Pet/Familar : IpoAC
Name:Mel Ashton
Age: 31
Occupation:IT Consultant
Relationship: Best Friend, Voice of Reason
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Ohgoat we met in highschool Potions Class, it was my first year. Marcus put a cauldron on his head to prove a point to Nathan and accidentally died his hair bright green.. I ended up laughing so bad all three of us wound up in detention together! After that it was hard not to notice him, in many respects he's like a younger brother to me.. who is well.. older.. and not my brother.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: "Marcus just because you saw it on tv doesn't mean that you should try it.. especially if it involves explosions."



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Post 5 on Sun May 01, 2011 9:09 pm

Guest

Guest
Name: Rowan Dragonsinger
Age: 36
Occupation: Headmistress, Gippsland Grammar School
Relationship: Fiancee
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: working together
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Awww honey!

Post 6 on Mon May 02, 2011 12:38 am

Guest

Guest
Name: Gerard Hunter, Q. C.
Age: 49
Occupation: Barrister
Relationship: Best Mates
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: At my son's magical academy
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: We should have a *insert exploding sport name here* match!

Post 7 on Sun May 22, 2011 1:36 am

Guest

Guest
Name: Doris Hunter, Q. C.
Age: 72
Occupation: Barrister
Relationship: Acquaintance
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: First through my son's letters and then from Rowan
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: “Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers.”

Post 8 on Sun May 22, 2011 1:54 am

Guest

Guest
Name: Sophia Valentin
Age: 20
Occupation: Director WSPCA
Relationship: Friend
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: At the last school I attended
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: "This could be just a little more sonic explosive!"

Post 9 on Thu May 26, 2011 3:41 am

Born in England Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : 1st Year Healing Student / WWB Volunteer
Wizards Without Borders
OUSM: Oxford University - School of Magic
Female Posts : 36
Age : 25
Current Location : Kent / London England
Job : Intern @ St Mungo's
Face Claim : Cintia Dicker
Famous Last Words : drift all your life, from ocean to ocean, search the whole world..
Pet/Familar : Señor Gozoso
Name: Kat Davis
Age: 19
Occupation: Gipps Grammar Student / Casual Surf Instructor
Relationship: Sister
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Mum used to tell me all sorts of stories about you. Then we met last year and well.. it wasn't like what I expected at all.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: I don't understand, you like playing with explosives for fun?



Name: Richard C. Hobson
Age: 53
Occupation: Head of Matacore Ltd.
Relationship: Father
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Such a dissapointment.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Total Disgrace to the name.



Name: Kate Davis
Age: 49
Occupation: Regional Division Co-Ordiantor, Wizards Without Borders
Relationship: Mother
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: My Son, I wish one day he would forgive me but I'm proud of him none the less.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Be nice to your sister Marcus.


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Post 10 on Thu May 26, 2011 3:44 am

Born in England Muggle - Your Average Person devoid of Magic, Some may not even know that the magical world exists!
:+ : Student/WWB Volunteer
Wizards Without Borders
None
Female Posts : 18
Age : 32
Current Location : England / Africa
Job : Student - University of Kent / WWB Volunteer
Face Claim : Annie Clake (St Vincent)
Famous Last Words : Thousands have lived without love, but not one without water
Name: Ellie Davis
Age: 25
Occupation: Wizards Without Borders Volunteer / Uni. of Kent Student
Relationship: Sister-in-law
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: At Glastonbury last year, you made Mum cry. Now Kat is living with you.. I'm not 100% impressed about this.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: I don't know what to think about you, all I know is I don't trust you.




Name: Owen Davis
Age: 23
Occupation: Hippie
Relationship: Brother-in-law
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Dude.. your that guy.. youknow.. the one with the dragon.. hehe.. dragon.. your taking good care of Kittykat right man?
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Dude really needs to chill out more man.



Name: Arthur Davis
Age: 50
Occupation: Wizards Without Boundaries Volunteer
Relationship: Father-In-Law
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: You seemed to make quite a impression on my family last year.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: None at this point.


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Post 11 on Thu May 26, 2011 3:46 am

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : Tutor / Musican
None
NYCM : New York Conservatory of Musicary
Male Posts : 58
Age : 37
Current Location : New York, New York, USA
Job : DJ / Musician
Face Claim : Jonny Greenwood
Famous Last Words : Um..
Pet/Familar : BeanpoleKitteh
Name: Nathan Wright
Age: 31
Occupation: Musican / DJ
Relationship: Best Mate
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Um well we met in DADA class and where friends, then we formed a band and youknow.. been mates ever since.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Um Marcus there's no such thing as a H chord.


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Post 12 on Thu May 26, 2011 3:48 am

Born in Australia Child - anyone under the age of 10 is considered a child by Wizaring Law
:+ : Brunswick Elementary - Grade One
6th Brunswick Patrol Girl Guides
None
Female Posts : 18
Age : 13
Current Location : Melbourne, Australia
Job : Primary School Student
Face Claim : Bailee Madison
Famous Last Words : SQUEEEEEEEEE!
Pet/Familar : Mr Otis Sprinkle
Name: Abby Wright
Age: 7
Occupation: Primary School Student
Relationship: 'Unofficial Niece'
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: He's friends with Daddy and Unchie Nathy.. they used to go to school together.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: He's funny!


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Post 13 on Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:28 pm

Guest

Guest
Name: Emma Fitch-Hunter
Age: 29
Occupation: Owner - Fleece of Baa
Relationship: Friends
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Ethan and Gerard
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: No, I have never seen him with a blue police box ever!

Post 14 on Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:27 pm

Guest

Guest
Name: Storm Canavacciouolo
Age: 17
Occupation: Student
Relationship: Student/Classmate
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: School
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Boom!

Post 15 on Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:27 am

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : 7th Year Student/Pizza Boy
None
Accademia Magica di Italia
Male Posts : 37
Age : 23
Current Location : Italy
Job : Student / Pizza Delivery Boy
Face Claim : François Goeske
Famous Last Words : So that's two large pizzas and a coke..
Name: Theo Leggieri
Age: 17
Occupation: Student / Pizzaboy
Relationship: Work
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: Guy came in ordering a pizza with the lot... with the lots lots... minus the anchovies.. it tends to stick in your mind.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: Eh... Honey? On a Pizza? Eh.. okay?


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Post 16 on Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:03 pm

Born in Australia Muggle - Your Average Person devoid of Magic, Some may not even know that the magical world exists!
:+ : Head of Victorian Muggles United/Farmer
Ashton Fine Herbs Est. 1979
Muggles United
Male Posts : 16
Age : 59
Current Location : Nojee, Australia
Job : Head of Victorian Muggles United
Face Claim : Hugo Weaving
Famous Last Words : Whatever you do.. Don't Tell My Wife!
Name: Robert Ashton
Age: 53
Occupation: Head of Victorian Muggles United and Farmer
Relationship: Long Term Associate
How Your Character Came to Know Marcus: He was a stray Mel brought home one summer, you can bet me and Moria where pleased as punch.. not! Between scaring the hell out of the chickens, tangling up the fences and managing to 'misplace' my old car by parking in the dam it's rather hard to forget that summer somehow.. That said he always seemed a good kid despite everything that's happened and has grown up into a mostly..good guy.
A Quote from your character describing Marcus: You still owe me for the car youknow?


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