Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...
Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.
Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.
You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!
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American Minister for Magic Refutes WWBN Claims as 'Ridiculous'
The American Minister of Magic is disputing claims from WWBN's Mad Mad World that he most certainly was not looking into a new position and was indeed plaining to run for re-election. Speaking at a press conference today he told The Global Voice that such ridiculous conspiracy theories where totally unfounded he went on to point out that while Muggles are a important part of the modern magical world and photographs of him at attendance of a preview screening of the upcoming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 on the arm of Imelda Staunton known for playing Delores Umbridge in the co-Wizard/Muggle produced film.
With moving pictures turning up on Woozle and the story breaking on Dunena Reid's NY talkback radio program usually reserved for crackpot theories about the sky falling and conspiracies about Llama the minister commented that "Only a pea brained idiot would trust the word of Mr Reid" before going on to clarify that his remark about pea brained idiots was in no way a disrespect to peas nor the idiot community. Despite the subject matter there has been calls for the a vote of no confidence in the Minister both in Pureblood circles from his soft stance on Muggles and seeming encouragement of blood blending and from Muggle Rights activists for being seen as indirectly supporting the view of Delores Umbridge famously remembered as for her crimes against Muggles, the wizarding community and fashion during the 2nd Wizarding War.
With moving pictures turning up on Woozle and the story breaking on Dunena Reid's NY talkback radio program usually reserved for crackpot theories about the sky falling and conspiracies about Llama the minister commented that "Only a pea brained idiot would trust the word of Mr Reid" before going on to clarify that his remark about pea brained idiots was in no way a disrespect to peas nor the idiot community. Despite the subject matter there has been calls for the a vote of no confidence in the Minister both in Pureblood circles from his soft stance on Muggles and seeming encouragement of blood blending and from Muggle Rights activists for being seen as indirectly supporting the view of Delores Umbridge famously remembered as for her crimes against Muggles, the wizarding community and fashion during the 2nd Wizarding War.
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