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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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Glastonbury 2011 Lineup


The artists confirmed to be performing at Glastonbury Festival 2011
include the headline acts on the Pyramid Stage: U2, Coldplay and
Beyoncé, performing on the Friday, Saturday and Sunday respectively.

Pyramid Stage
U2
22:00-23:45
Morrissey
20:00-21:15
Biffy Clyro
18:15-19:15
B.B. King
16:30-17:45
Wu-Tang Clan
15:00-16:00
Two Door Cinema Club
13:30-14:30
Metronomy
12:05-13:00
The Master Musicians of Joujouka
11:00-11:40
Coldplay
22:15-23:45
Elbow
20:15-21:30
Paolo Nutini
18:30-19:30
Tinie Tempah
17:00-18:00
Rumer
15:30-16:20
The Gaslight Anthem
13:45-14:45
Tame Impala
12:15-13:15
Stornoway
11:00-11:45
Beyoncé
21:45-23:45
Pendulum
19:45-21:00
Plan B
18:15-19:15
Paul Simon
16:30-17:45
Laura Marling
15:00-16:00
Don McLean
13:30-14:30
The Low Anthem
12:10-13:00
Fisherman's Friends
11:00-11:45

Other Stage
Primal Scream
22:30-23:45
Mumford and Sons
20:45-22:00
Fleet Foxes
19:10-20:15
Bright Eyes
17:35-18:40
The Wombats
16:10-17:05
The Vaccines
14:50-15:40
The Naked and Famous
13:30-14:20
Brother
12:15-13:05
Chipmunk
11:00-11:50
The Chemical Brothers
22:30-23:45
White Lies
21:00-22:00
Friendly Fires
19:30-20:30
Jimmy Eat World
18:00-19:00
The Kills
16:30-17:30
Jessie J
15:00-16:00
Twilight Singers
13:30-14:30
Treetop Flyers
12:20-13:00
Alice Gold
11:00-11:50
Queens of the Stone Age
22:00-23:15
Kaiser Chiefs
20:30-21:30
Eels
19:00-20:00
TV on the Radio
17:30-18:30
Bombay Bicycle Club
16:00-17:00
The Noisettes
14:30-15:30
Cold War Kids
13:05-14:00
Clare Maguire
12:00-12:40
Dan Mangan
11:00-11:35

John Peel Stage
DJ Shadow
22:30-23:45
Example
21:00-22:00
The Coral
19:30-20:30
I am Kloot
18:10-19:00
Darwin Deez
16:50-17:40
Cage the Elephant
15:30-16:20
Miles Kane
14:15-15:00
Mona
13:05-13:50
Stonefield
12:00-12:40
Cocoon
11:00-11:40
Glasvegas
22:30-23:45
Battles
21:00-22:00
Noah and the Whale
19:30-20:30
The Horrors
18:10-19:00
Warpaint
16:50-17:40
Anna Calvi
15:30-16:20
Dry the River
14:15-15:00
Yuck
13:05-13:50
Brave Yesterday
11:00-11:40
The Streets
22:05-23:15
Robyn
20:35-21:35
Hurts
19:05-20:05
The Vaccines
17:45-18:35
Everything Everything
16:30-17:15
OK GO
15:10-16:00
The Joy Formidable
14:00-14:45
Foster the People
13:00-13:45
Raghu Dixit
12:00-12:40
My Tiger My Timing
11:00-11:40

The Park Stage
Crystal Castles
Caribou
Silencio
Big Audio Dynamite
Warpaint
Two Door Cinema Club
Jenny and Johnny
Caitlin Rose
Dylan LeBlanc
Grouplove
Narisarato
Wild Beasts
James Blake
Special Guests
Tame Impala
Rumer
The Walkmen
Graham Coxon
Those Dancing Days
About Group
Baelaric Folk Orchestra
Ellen and the Escapades
Gruff Rhys
Lykke Li
John Grant
The Bees
James Vincent McMorrow
Jonny
Sea of Bees
The Pierces
Troy Ellis & Hall Jamaica

East Dance
Fatboy Slim
Fatboy vs. Carl Cox
Carl Cox
Ke$ha
The Midnight Beast
Katy B
Fenech-Soler
Mike Posner
Beardyman
Professor Green
Devlin
Labrinth
Wretch 32
Jodie Connor
MistaJam
Skepta
Yasmin
Giggs
Mz Bratt
P Money
Griminal
Dot JR
Pete Tong
The Japanese Popstars
Steve Lawler
Funkagenda and Chris Lake
Azari and 111
Claude VonStroke
Mark Knight
Matt Hardwick

West Holts
Cee-Lo Green
Chase and Status
Heliocentrics with Mulatu
Jimmy Cliff
Little Dragon
Gonjasufi
Dengue Fever
Ziriguidum
Big Boi
Janelle Monae
Aloe Blacc
Fools Gold
Omar Souleyman
Brandt Brauer Frick
Nicolas Jaar
Narasirato
London Afrobeat Collective
Kool and the Gang
Hercules and Love Affair
The Go! Team
Duane Eddy
Bellowhead
Jah Wobble and the Nippon dub Ensemble
Jamie Woon
Hidden Orchestra



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