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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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Post 1 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:32 pm

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Wow! What a crowd! Everyone having a good time? If not my tent's over on the other side and see me later

*wink wink*

Anyway! How many of you here came to see U2? Isn't that Edge something else? No seriously! Is he human or is he wizard? Maybe later I can check out just what magic he can work!

*wink wink*

But enough of that. Today I have special guests on my show. It's a famous....... *pauses and looks off stage as someone coughs to get her attention*

Ohh! *back to audience* Sorry, soon to be famous.... *repeats above*

Today I have a little known but up and coming wizard rock band on my show. Let's bring them out with a warm Cherry Clinger Show Welcome!

Here they are.........

SILENCIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post 2 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:01 pm

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : Tutor / Musican
None
NYCM : New York Conservatory of Musicary
Male Posts : 58
Age : 37
Current Location : New York, New York, USA
Job : DJ / Musician
Face Claim : Jonny Greenwood
Famous Last Words : Um..
Pet/Familar : BeanpoleKitteh
Nathan from Silencio: *hiding behind Rick looking somewhat terrified*

Rick from Silencio: *also frozen in spot*

Luke from Silencio: Pleasure to meet you Cheery.. *glances at Rick* you know Rick here's your biggest fan?

Rick from Silencio: *just staring at Cheerys 'assets'*


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Post 3 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:03 pm

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol
Marcus from Silencio: Yo Rick.... you alright mate? Are we really on television? Hi Rowan.. love you! *waves to camera*



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Post 4 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:59 pm

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*encourages audience applause and cheers*

*as applause dies down, begins to introduce all of the group, indicating each one as she does*

Over there we have Marcus.. And who's Rowan? *looks around the front of the stage and spots a red head waving, grins* Ohhh, is that her, Marcus? Do we have an exclusive scoop here?

Then there's Luke and this is Rick *at Luke's comment, looks down below Rick's waist and shakes her head*

Not even close there!

and who's that cute one hiding behind you the big dumb looking one? Why it's DJ Noiseworks! *squeals happily* DJ Noiseworks has toured with The Weird Sisters and even had a role in the first Harry Potter Movie with the Sisters. Come here, cutie while Luke tells us about your group.

*hearing Marcus

Post 5 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:16 pm

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol
Marcus from Silencio: *waves to the audience, looks a bit lost in the attention* Hey.. how's it going?

Marcus: Oh I'm completely exclusive Cherry... sorry but youknow how it is *shrugs and grins at Rowan*

Luke from Silencio: *smiling* Don't worry Cherry your not the first to say that.

Rick from Silencio: *wakes out of daze with a snap* Hey Babe.. how about we see about that tent you promised later and we see about getting .. close?

Luke: It's Lead Singer Envy.. youknow every Rhythm guitarist gets it from all the time spent playing along at home.

Marcus: I don't?

Luke: *looks at Marcus*

Marcus: *realizes what he just said* Uh........ nevermind.. hey look it's Nathy! *points at Nathan and watches*

Marcus: Quick.. Run Nathy.. Fangirls.. they're everywhere!



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Post 6 on Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:43 pm

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : Tutor / Musican
None
NYCM : New York Conservatory of Musicary
Male Posts : 58
Age : 37
Current Location : New York, New York, USA
Job : DJ / Musician
Face Claim : Jonny Greenwood
Famous Last Words : Um..
Pet/Familar : BeanpoleKitteh
Nathan from Silencio/DJ Noiseworks: *gulps.. starts looking for somewhere to hide*

Luke from Silencio: *takes center stage as the others push Nathan towards Cheery* Sure thing Cheery.. we'll we're from Australia and got together back in 1993.. that's Marcus, Nathan, Richard..sorry Rick.. and Paul our drummer who I'm afraid had to leave early as he's attending a support group for Drummers Anonymous.. very brave of him to bring along another member today I thought. *watches as Nathan tries to escape* Rick, Nathan and I all grew up in a very musical family and so it felt right to form a band and as far as we know we where one of the youngest Wizard Rock bands in Australia at the time so that was very exciting.

Rick from Silencio: *breaking in* Till it all got *beeped* up

Luke: Yes, unfortunately our touring was made rather limited when Marcus.. he's our lead singer.. was cursed.. very nasty business that, but we survived..

Marcus: *mutters* Speak for yourself...

Rick:
No help from those moron teachers.. banning us from playing.. what a crock!

Luke: Apparently it didn't go down well when our outdoor Underwear Festival happened to coincide with the NEWT exams for that year.. shameful mistake but all was made right in the end.

Rick: What? Fifteen bloody years later they turn around and say it was okay.. we bloody saved that stinking school and that was the thanks we get? *clearly eying off the crowd for 'ladies'*

Luke: *Looks uncomfortable with his brother's swearing* I guess in the end it was only a matter of time what with Nathan's career and all.. we're all very proud of his work. *watches as others grabs Nathan and pulls him back on stage*

Nathan: *is clearly twitchy with the camera pointed at him* Um.. it really wasn't that big a deal.. really..... *abrupt awkward silence as he stares at the microphone pointed at him*


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Post 7 on Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:57 pm

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Oh shy one here, are you Marcus? *waves to waving red head* You've got a good one here, Rowan!

*grins and moves closer to Nathan* Almost as cute as this one! You are so adorable, DJ!

*nods as Luke replies* So not surprised about that, Luke.

*raises eyebrow at Rick* Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and small nuclear weapons. Looks like you got the small part down. Let me know if you get any of the rest worked out.

*turns attention back to Nathan* Now this one! So adorable!! He's got it all together *smirks*

*encourages Luke to talk about Silencio while she flirts with Nathan* Don't worry about his adjectives *points to Rick* We're on a 30 second delay just for that! I think the network knew he was coming. But they're used to that with a couple of their radio shows.

So what do you have planned for all of us later during your set?
Anything exciting and new?

Post 8 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:55 am

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol
Marcus: Yeahwell... *looks clearly uncomfortable talking about his personal life* *blushes at Cherrys Comments*

..

Rick: Hey Cherry you wanna go nuclear? How about we get together after the show and I'll show you just how hot it can get

Marcus: Dude you know she's like....... *counts on fingers trying to work it out* old? .. no offense Cherry but well.. there's a reason why all the girls call him Prick

Rick: Yeah.. because I got a big..

Marcus: Mouth?

..

*offside while Cherry's flirting with Nathan*

Rick: *mutters* Why do the babes always go for the LilNathy?

Marcus: Probably cause girls like a guy who doesn't mouth off about how good they are all the time?

Rick: So how'd you end up with a babe then?

Marcus: Cause I'm awesome.. and your a.. *BEEP!* is this thing still on? *THUNK* *THUNK* *fiddling with clip on microphone*



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Post 9 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:25 am

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : Tutor / Musican
None
NYCM : New York Conservatory of Musicary
Male Posts : 58
Age : 37
Current Location : New York, New York, USA
Job : DJ / Musician
Face Claim : Jonny Greenwood
Famous Last Words : Um..
Pet/Familar : BeanpoleKitteh
Nathan / DJ Noiseworks: *is clearly very red and flustered* Um........ *realises what he's looking at* @.@

..


Nathan: Um.. well eh.. *is trying to wiggle away* wwwwe did um try a couple of new songs... eep! *makes a big show of looking at his feet* after last year when Marcus and I played and with Spellomatic doing a show tomorrow and The Wi..*abrupt stop* .. it just seemed like a good chance to um..

Luke: *prompting Nathan* Play?

Nathan: Uh yeah.. it was alright.. some of the crowd seemed to get into it but the weather wasn't that great..

Rick: It was *BEEP*ing down!

Marcus: Should have been here last year man...

Nathan: *pressing on despite all odds* we've been trying some new stuff and um..

Beanpole: Meep! *sticks head out of Nathan's jumper*

Nathan: Remixing...


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Post 10 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:54 pm

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*gives Rowan a thumbs up and keeps grinning at Marcus*

Lucky lady!

*ignores Rick's use of pickup line #738 from 'Peter Plentiful's Guaranteed Getsome Lines' best seller*

New songs? Does this mean your fans can look forward to a new album from you all?

Any chance we can convince you to do one for us now....... Well hello little one! *as Beanie pops up from hiding*

*laughs* I see you brought your tour manager with you as well!

*turns to audience* How about it? You all want to hear the band do one of their songs?

*audience cheers except for one stoned dude in the front yelling 'when's Crypt Kicker Five coming on?'*

Post 11 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:37 am

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol
Marcus: *looks a bit unnerved at all the attention*

..

Marcus: New Album? Um.. that would mean we'd have to record a old album first right right? *glances at Luke*

Luke: *glances at Nathan*



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Post 12 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:39 am

Born in Australia Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : Tutor / Musican
None
NYCM : New York Conservatory of Musicary
Male Posts : 58
Age : 37
Current Location : New York, New York, USA
Job : DJ / Musician
Face Claim : Jonny Greenwood
Famous Last Words : Um..
Pet/Familar : BeanpoleKitteh
Nathan: Um..... *notices the others looking at him* I dunno?

Beanpole: Meep! *looks at the lady checking for 'Nathan suitability'*

Nathan: *trying to push Beanpoles head out of the way* Um well recording a album takes a lot of time and I really don't know that we could..

Marcus: She means playing..

Nathan:
Oh.. but I haven't got my Ode?

Rick: I'll play one for her anytime..

Marcus: You've got Fendy though right? *is getting a bit freaked out by the cheers*

Luke: Is Crypt Kicker Five still together? I thought they broke up? *looks to Cherry*


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Post 13 on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:10 pm

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*blinks at news that Silencio hasn't even recorded an album*

Well, when you do, make sure you come back and tell us all!

*smiles at Beanpole*

You are very cute! *turns back toward producer* Make sure this adorable kitty has whatever he needs.. and a large plate of tuna!

*turns back toward group and responds to Luke's question*

There's rumors out there that they plan to kick out of their crypts once again for a reunion tour but nothing solid on it yet.

While Silencio is setting up to play, here's some video of their earlier show here.

Post 14 on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:47 pm

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : Caretaker / 4th Year Magical Education & Arts
Australian Institute of Advanced Magical Learning
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Male Posts : 65
Age : 38
Current Location : Gippsland, Australia
Job : Gippsland Grammar - Caretaker
Face Claim : Thom Yorke
Famous Last Words : if i don't have at least three peoples trying to kill me at any point in time i'm not doing my job
Pet/Familar : Errol
Marcus: Um yeah.. maybe..........

Beanpole: MEEP! *purrs contently with the news of getting whatever he wants*

Luke: Ah I see.. rather like The Weird Sisters in that respect then.. no offense or anything...

// After Advertising Break //

Marcus: Okay.. I think we're ready to go?

Marcus: Um......... this is a new song.. Nathy aren’t you going to play guitar for the fangirls?

Paul: *Glares at Nathan going near his drums*

Nathan: *hides further behind drums*

Marcus: Um.. okaythen... here goes!




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Post 15 on Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:16 am

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*Is rather taken by Beanpole kitteh who now pretty much has run of the set and his own personal valet aka staff member for the rest of the interview*

*Turns attention back to Luke*

"Pretty much," she agreed, "Though I hear it's worse. Seems they have a new lead singer and rumor has it he ........" *Cherry shudders at the idea* "... Sparkles! And on that note, we'll be right back after this short message from our sponsors."

//heads to side of stage as Silencio goes to get ready for their number//

*Smiling, Cherry begins the live ad, holding up product*

"Have a fight with your favorite frenemy? Your so-called best friend show up at the after party wearing the same dress you have only better? Don't worry about you-know-who or what they did! Just resort to U-No-Poo! Just mash one up and slip it in their food or drink and wait for the fun to begin. So what if they wore the same dress? No one will see it when they spend hours doubled over and you're out there dancing! Remember, it's U-No-Poo available at the shop or by mail order from Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes in Diagon Alley."

//ad ends//

"And now! The moment you've been waiting for! SILENCIO!"

*Crowd jams along with the song and cheers and applauds at end*

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