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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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Post 1 on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:48 am

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
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Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Female Posts : 25
Age : 22
Current Location : Australia
Job : Student
Face Claim : Cory Kennedy
Famous Last Words : All you need is Goat...
Pet/Familar : Princess Marcus Bertrand Petunia Totolos Cephelonia Tallygoat Hobson IV
Chloe was taking Bertrand out for his daily walk. Or rather, she had been. She was a good goat mother and she never liked to be off schedule. But as Chloe traveled to the park with Bertrand obediently in tow, she got hungry and predictably enough, there was a detour.

So in the end, she wound up changing direction until she found herself in front of the Gourmet Deli Trail. Chloe walked around, trying to decide what to nibble on, purchasing random fruits or whatever to feed Bertrand. After all, he shouldn't have to wait while she was trying to make up her mind.

And then she saw... cheese. Curiously, she nibbled a sample and asked what kind it was. The woman answered that it was goat cheese and you could see Chloe's mind start jumping. Ding, ding, ding!

Lots of teens her age were getting jobs. It was about time for her to get a job too, wasn't it? And this place was perfect! First things first... figure out who to talk to. Simple!
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Post 2 on Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:34 pm

Born in New Zealand Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : 7th Year Student
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Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Female Posts : 31
Age : 22
Current Location : Gippsland Grammar
Job : Student / P/T @ Network Video Warragul
Face Claim : Leigh Lezark
Famous Last Words : *silance*
Pet/Familar : "Doc"
Holidays! Olivia had just been starting to get used to the whole new school thing before she was told it would be holidays for the next couple of weeks.. something to do with a festival or something in the UK which had left Olivia a bit meh about it all, no decent bands where playing so instead she'd bunked back in with Dad, caught up with the washing and trying to remember to study between work and hanging out with friends. Warragul was certainly more her kind of town, there was like.. six different pizza shops! Even if a couple where pretty crap. Alonzo's was pretty good.. they didn't skimp on the toppings and gave you a free drink if you ordered a small one.. eh not that she ever did. Right now though her mind was on other things.. two things to be precise. 1. the money in her wallet from getting paid 2. Coffee.. and not the crappy stuff her Dad had a tendency to buy if you left him to do the shopping. No one thing Olivia had picked up from hanging around Storm's house was the importance of decent coffee. So with her day free until 5 there was nothing better to do then to check out the shops and grab a few things while she was at it. So with a pocket full of cash and a mind on the prize.. or in this case a full bag of superstrong coffee beans and a plunger so she could make it at home she headed into the deli.

Checking out the shelves for anything else that caught her fancy.. the money clearly burning a hole in her pocket as she like so many teenagers fell into the trap of trying to save vs all the exciting possibilities that could be bought right now. A voice chatting with the woman at the front desk was instantly recognizable. Chloe was here, Cool! Grabbing her 'loot' Olivia glanced at the doorway to find a rather familiar goat sitting in front of the 'Deli' sign marking the cafe as part of some 'Deli Trail'.. which started to make sense as the woman at the counter explained about how there was lots of towns around the region that specialized in foods like cheeses, fruit, vegetables and honey. Yes, even fresh Goats Cheese from the Farm in Drouin. Olivia had to admit she was pretty curious as well and made her way over, waving hello to her friend before reaching up to put her items on the counter for safe keeping... that way she could 'talk' or well.. more honestly text, since she'd discovered that it tended to be easier and faster then trying to write little notes all the time. / Hi Chloe / Olivia signed, she was in a good mood today since Storm had told her about Igor's 'mysterious appearance' .. not that Olivia really knew what to make of it, but she guessed that if Igor couldn't find her well she'd just have to find him. But not today, today was for the living and being 'normal'.. well at least as normal as you could be when Chloe was around. That thought caused Olivia to grin, just what mischief was she up to anyway?


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Post 3 on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:19 am

Born in Australia Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : 7th Year Student
None
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Female Posts : 25
Age : 22
Current Location : Australia
Job : Student
Face Claim : Cory Kennedy
Famous Last Words : All you need is Goat...
Pet/Familar : Princess Marcus Bertrand Petunia Totolos Cephelonia Tallygoat Hobson IV
Chloe hadn't been paying much attention at first. It was only the vague way that people had when the doors opened and all. But this person came closer and as Chloe focused more, she became aware that to she recognized her. Olivia! She waved all friendly like because you had to be a jerk not to say hi to your friends.

It was a pretty good distraction too as Chloe forgot all about her thoughts on getting a job. It had been a moment since they'd spoken too. She wondered what Olivia had been up to lately.

"How have you been?" She asked, smiling.
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Post 4 on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:42 am

Born in New Zealand Halfblood - A Witch or Wizard with a mixture of Pure and Magical Blood
:+ : 7th Year Student
None
Gippsland Grammar School for Young Witches
Female Posts : 31
Age : 22
Current Location : Gippsland Grammar
Job : Student / P/T @ Network Video Warragul
Face Claim : Leigh Lezark
Famous Last Words : *silance*
Pet/Familar : "Doc"
It was funny how you could move and yet so many of the same folks where still around. Olivia used to always hate moving because it meant saying goodbye to all your friends but this time, because of the new school it was like everyone moved together. That was kind of cool. / Really Good! / Olivia signed in reply to the question, a grin on her face wondering just what was up that had brought Chloe into town. / What are you up to? / Olivia signed, remembering to go slowly and use 'simple' ones that Chloe would know. Sometimes she forgot and would reel off a long sentence and only remember after that not everyone could make sense of her signs. Storm and her Dad where probably the only ones in the world.. oh and Miss Cook but Olivia hadn't seen her since that time last year when she'd walked out on her. Dad had said something about Doctor Cook having moved back to Melbourne, as if the fact that she'd moved would make a difference to her not trusting the Psychiatrist one bit.

Distracted by Chloe Olivia missed what the woman behind the counter said and just shrugged, handing over a fifty dollar bill and waiting for change that she rammed into her pocket before signing / I got money today! So cool! / Sometimes Olivia really wished that everyone could read minds, it was awkward having to think of words that 'kind of made sense' while being completely wrong. / How's Bertrand? / Olivia asked pointing towards the door where the goat was waiting, sometimes she'd go around town with Storm and they'd have their Pigmy Puff's but that wasn't so likely these days because not so many magical people lived in town. Apparently there had even been a ministry report because a couple of house elves from the school accidentally showed up in town and scared a bunch of people. Olivia wished she'd have seen that, it would have been so funny.


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