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Reid set to take office in shock election landslide!
Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pmM
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!
WWBN-NY Radio Personality set to Run for Office?
Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 amBenjamin Jefferson
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.
Chudley Canons Star Player Now A Professor
Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pmAnonymous
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.
WWBN World News : Police searching Seine River
Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pmAnonymous
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....
W! News : Fifi LaRoux Unexpected Australian Visit
Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 amFifi LaRoux
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.
WWBN Number 1 Reporter Takes Aim at Pottermore
Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pmM
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.
WWBN World News : Pottermore to go head to head with Woozle?
Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pmM
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"
WWBN World News - WWBN Offer Apology to American Minister of Magic over Late Night Radioshow.
Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 amM
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3
WWBN News Australia: House Elf Sighting in Muggle Town
Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 amTiffany Fumberger
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird
WWBN World News At 5 Headlines
Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pmM
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Pirates of WWBN - AT HONEY'S END! - Page 3 Kim10 "Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:02 am
Jamie was sitting watching the event unfold as Sky capt Mel almost cut Capt Marcus Hand for daring to try and take her cake
Brave man That one Jamie sat and listen to the banter when the Pirate Queen asked about how the good ship awesome remained flying all this time at the answer jamie was more than a little grossed out
"Yo man That you could have keptThat to your self" Jamie then heard that Pirate queen asks after the Dragon Cat Fuel Jamie knew he had more than any other more ship but still not enough not that there was much point in taking the ship out with no way to replenish the supply any time soon or a vision from Dunena
Jamie looked to Dunena and the turned to the Pirate queen
"I've got quarter of a tank in and 2 jerry cans full not that any good if we can replace it later" Jamie was in port a head of the rest as per Dunena warring of the coming cataclysm. Tho he should have stocked up on honey more as per dunena too but you win some you lose some.
it was then that the parrot came in saying there was a new fuel type found and that pirate queen wanted to see the man who had found it.
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Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:28 am
Dunena was really un interested in the event taking place around the table. There was a conversation about recycled Honey and The Savage was really put off by it why Dunena would Know if he payed more attention.
Of course when Pirate Queen spoke Dunena listened. Fuel well the dragon Cat had a lot of that well more than the other capts at the table. Dunena had told the capt to put in to port week a head of the rest and get more honey.
Jamie had put in to port but forgot to get the honey as that thought crossed dunena mind jamie looked at him as if to see if there was any reason not to tell the room of the amount of honey they still had. Dunena gave a small nod then jamie advised the group of there honey supplies and then then a bird advised there was a new fuel .
"New fuel Huh well that must be a shock i did see that coming a i really should have" Dunena said to Jamie
"Really should lay off the drink i starting to loose my touch" Dunena mumbled to jamie.
so Now they waited for the man that had made this new fuel.
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:38 am
"Hey She Asked!" Captain Marcus shouted out in his defense as everyone started complaining about the whole TMI thing. That was the problem with getting too many pirate captains in one place, they where like cats and liable to scratch each others eyes out at the least provocation. In anyway it was all hopeless, the chances that they had even been able to power one ship for so long on the last remaining dregs scraped up between the various pirate captains was unlikely.. even on the chance that said Captains where able to work together long enough to pull it off without anyone being stabbed, hit over the head with a chair or turned into something unseemly.

For one thing the first thought Captain Marcus had when Captain Jamie spoke of their fuel reserves was to get a message back to his ship so the crew could nick the two jerrycans and a bit.. even if it was only enough to get them to the nearest BeePee station. There was no point though, even if they could get there it would just be abandoned and full of zombies, supermutants or something generally unpleasant. "There must be some honey somewhere.. what about the cruise lines.. they're bound to have stockpiles?" yes he was getting desperate, none of the others seemed all that concerned.. especially when the parrot arrived "Bloody birds.." he muttered but then found himself sitting on the edge of his seat as Sky Captain Mel relayed that a alternative fuel had been found. "Doesn't matter.. new fuel or not I am not going another day without at least some prospect of honey on toast in the morning got it?" yep, Captain Marcus' addiction to honey was more then that of even the Soothsayers addiction to well.. whatever it was that soothsayers where addicted to.
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:06 am
So between them they had four ships, one running apparently on pee and another with barely enough fuel to get out of port. Herself she had done what any Captain would do and set about scouring for a new fuel source. She'd tried everything from Bistromatics to Bananarama and even Quantum Teleportation but the former had done naught but use up the entire ships supply of breadsticks and checked table clothes and the latter had threatened to turn the ship into a singularity...aka a black hole. So that had all been scrapped rather fast. Of course being limited by common sense she had never had the genius to come up with the kind of solution Captain Marcus had discovered to the grossing out of all in hearing range. Either way Sky Captain Mel was deep in thought over the prospects of their doom until of course her bird arrived with the good news.. well good for most of them anyway.

Nodding at the instructions from Pirate Queen Mum Doris Sky Captain Mel just nodded at Ipo the parrot "You heard her.. go tell Science Officer Marty to report immediately.. unless his solution happens to involve urine in which he can report to the nearest cannon because he's fired" it had become rather well known that Sky Captain Mel still held rather a grudge against whatever poor sap fell into the Chief Science Officer post on her ship after the last one had hijacked her ship to run off with some island Princess. Safe to say the job interview had been rather 'tense' with such questions of 'if in the event that you are kidnapped by a woman wearing naught but a costume made of honey would you or would you not betray your crew and cause a writers a headache by insisting on sidetracking both plot and mission for the pursuit of getting it on with said island Princess?' Marty had been the only candidate to survive the interviewing process.

"Quit being so dramatic"
Sky Captain Mel said to Captain Marcus at his 'no honey rant' although her eyes narrowed at the talk between the other Captain and the so called Soothsayer, Sky Captain Mel did not hold with soothsaying or any of it's kin. It was all smoke, mirrors and lies to her. "What is he doing here anyway?" Sky Captain Mel said rudely pointing at the Soothsayer with her knife. "What use is a Soothsayer when we have science and it's telling me that this man is nothing more then a drunken sailor, and what do we do with a drunken sailor?" Sky Captain Mel smirked as she cleaned her knife with the hem of her dress. Everyone knew what Sky Captain Mel did with any of her crew who where drunk and disorderly. They quickly found themselves Drunk and Dismembered by the hands of the Sky Captain herself.
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:08 am
As the pirate captains reported their fuel statuses, Pirate Queen Mum Doris' quick quill took down the pertinent information. It really went to work when Sky Captain Mel's Science Officer arrived and gave his report. Once he explained what he had for them, she began asking several questions such as "How much can you make in twenty-four hours? How fast can you make additional the ships are underway and what would you need to do so?" As Science Officer Marty answered her questions concisely and quite informatively, Pirate Queen Mum Doris made some calculations of her own.

"Captain Jamie," she began, "Take whatever honey you have to the Good Ship Awesome and prepare to travel with the others on the Good Ship Awesome. Captain Marcus, you will use the honey to get you as far as you can and then revert to the new fuel that Science Officer Marty has developed. Since he's not sure how well it will do in anything but the HMS Enterprise at this point, you'll go as far as you can on honey then use the other." She was making a few additional notes as she continued. "Sky Captain Mel, you and your crew will also travel on the Good Ship Awesome to your own vessel and then all of you will continue the search for honey. Games Master Robert has some leads and as soon as he's checked them out will relay you all the information as to where to go once you have secured possession of the Enterprise again."

Looking around the room, she asked, "Any questions? If not dismissed".
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:54 pm
Jamie was quite happy to hear there was new fuel and that he could get underway soon when sky Capt Mel decide to make an issue of dunena being at the meeting and jamie had no time for the unbelievers and no one threaded his crew.
"OY Put ya bloody Knife away or i be sure to see you loose ya hand MY soothsay stays" Jamie pulled his own Knife to be ready to take sky capt Mel on. " I believe in him. science is a load of crap. drunk at the moment as he have nothing better to do" Jamie Knew that dunena was usually drunk but that was not the point as right know there was no pirating to be done so most of his crew drunk till they fell over and the sleep and repeated it.
Jamie was taken aback by Pirate queen telling him to give his Honey to the good ship awesome and travel on it.
"hold on here it be my honey and it should be used on my ship. why must me and mine get on board that ship i mean the honey probably won't even make to the tanks with the honey addict in charge of it" Jamie really should have thought before specking the pirate queen really hated to be question but to late now he said it and he would stand by it.
Dunena Reid
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:04 pm
Dunena was not pleased to hear the way sky capt spoke of him but really was to drunk to much about it as he when to draw his sward it was capt Jamie the savage who jump to his defence saying to her that the science was crap well most of it and having his knife drawn to Dunena decided now was a good time to have his hand on his sward should this be come a fight as he knew that marcus would probably defend the lady he came across as that type of man. but it was the Pirate queen that got his attention with the order to get to the good ship awesome not the sudden out brake of fighting
"What why should i serve under an new capt i like mine" Dunena said as his capt point out that the honey was there and should be used to power the Dragon Cat
"true it ours and our boat" dunena knew that if he had to travel on that boat getting drunk or high would be very hard and probably not allowed and dunena could not go very long with out something to smoke or drink or both.
Marcus Hobson
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:42 pm
Rolling his eyes immaturely at Sky Captain Mel Captain Marcus had to sigh, didn't any of them know that the reason these meetings where so rare was because they almost always ended up in failure? Still the prospect of a all on one brawl slash swordfight was the only good thing to hope for. It had been awhile since he'd had an excuse so kick someone in the nadgers after all and the other pirate captain was just asking for it.. the guy had even stolen Captain Marcus' hairstyle from the first film in trying to be cool! Clearly he had it coming.

Then of course it was science time, Captain Marcus tuned out the moment he realized no Honey nor explosions where going to be involved. Of course eventually Pirate Queen Mum Funruiner Doris would start giving orders and as per the law of Pirate Captain Meetings immediately started a argument. "Wait what?.." Captain Marcus asked once the finger pointing started "I am not a addict and I sure as hell don't want you or your crew to step one foot on my ship" Even if with careful sailing they might well be able to get as far as where Sky Captain Mel's ship was located. "We don't even know if this stuff is safe.. I mean sure it might work in theory but the Awesome's hardly a new ship and what's to say it won't just blow sky high?"

"Surely there's got to be a better way?" Captain Marcus asked the room at large.
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Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:59 pm
"My hand, your head.. what's it gonna be?" Sky Captain Mel replied with a raise of a eyebrow, being the youngest of the Captain's and possibly the most cranky she probably would have done a flying leap to assassinate the Soothsayer right there had she known what he was thinking. Sky Captain Mel was usually the one defending Captain Marcus, and rarely the other way around. "I say we take the honey by force and leave these two idiots to drink themselves into a stupor.. not that it would be hard seeing as they're most of the way there already" no Sky Captain Mel was most certainly not being a good role model right now as she toyed with the blade in her hand.

It was just lucky that Pirate Queen Mum Doris stepped in before the bloodshed started however it left Sky Captain Mel frowning as she listened to the men argue. Her own course was quite simple, only the Good Ship Awesome had enough sails to take them as far as Curiously Shaped Cove where her ship had been last sighted. With a defeated sigh she put her knife down "There is no other choice, Mum's right the Awesome is the only ship with the sails to make it that far on such limited fuel.. I don't like it but I can vouch that the honey will get to the tanks and if not well we already know that honeypee is a viable fuel source in it's own right....if...rather disgusting.." she had to roll her eyes at the drunken so called Soothsayer "he wouldn't be your Captain Moron and if you don't like it you can stay at the pub and finish picking yourself.. you smell like you belong there anyway" she added as a afterthought. "Either way we're going so it's either with you or by force... but I don't have time for this" Sky Captain Mel stood up and after a moment grabbed her knife, she was sick of talk and wanted to get to the action.
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Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:40 am
Pirate Queen Mum Doris held up her hand to silence the discussion. "Science may be a 'load of crap' as you so eloquently put it, Captain Jamie but it was science that managed to develop the alternative fuel." Raising an eyebrow, she added, "Unless you're preferring to take Captain Marcus' idea a step further and fuel your own ship with crap?" While she had not said anything about the Soothsayer showing up for the meeting, that was strictly due to not having much time to deal with the problem at hand. However, since it was brought up, she addressed it as well. "While you may believe in the Soothsayer, I must remind you that these meetings are strictly for the Captains and none of the rest of us brought anyone to the meeting itself. The only reason Science Officer Marty is here is because we summoned him. So keep a civil tongue in that head of yours, unless you both wish to lose your heads. It does seem Sky Captain Mel is rather willing to take care of that chore."

Addressing the argument about sharing the honey and taking one ship, Pirate Queen Mum Doris told them, "Sky Captain Mel is correct. The only ship here with the sails to handle the trip should we run out of the honey and cannot use the new alternative fuel they entire trip is the Good Ship Awesome. However, if you do not wish to assist in the effort nor share your honey, then perhaps you do not need to receive any spoils of the conquest when it is complete."

Pirate Queen Mum Doris left the pair to consider those options and turned to Science Officer Marty who seemed to be checking some information on his Plankdroid
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Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:48 am
It was a dark and stormy night... Well no, not really but inside Science Officer Marty's stomach it felt like it when Ipo returned with a message. Seeing the parrot return, Marty figured (and hoped it was for Ship's Doctor Ethan or Quartermaster Gman but instead it flew over to where Science Officer Marty sat and announced "SQUARK! YOU'VE GOT MAIL, REPEAT.. YOU'VE GOT MAIL.. SQUAAAAAARK", using the Science Officer AoL PirateCorder to deliver the message since the PlankDroid was updating to the newest version, though it finished shortly after the parrot's message was given.

Science Officer Marty looked up at his missing ship shipmates and saw looks that were a mix of 'thank Goat' it's not us and 'we'll be thinking of you'. With a sigh, he stood, picked up his notes and made his way to the Top Secret Follow the neon signs secret location and entered the conference room to find them waiting for him. At the Pirate Queen Mum's asking, he explained the basics of the new fuel source, making it clear that it had not been fully tested yet and may not work well in all ship's but definitely would work in the HMS Enterprise.

As the situation began to go to hell in a hand basket quickly, Science Officer Marty resorted to calm, collected logic.... And his PlankDroid to text Quartermaster Gman some very fast instructions involving a quarter tank of honey, 2 jerry cans of the same and the benefits of the old 'possession is nine tenths of the law' theory. He had just finished strongly suggesting there might be need of a supply and requisition mission as the Pirate Queen Mum asked for information about the make up of his new alternative fuel.

"Basically, ma'am, it's pure coffee bean, pureed hatch chili peppers and just the right amount of Erumpent fluid, normally a component of exploding fluid potion, for combustion. It's specifically developed with the schematics of the HMS Enterprise's engine system but can be adapted to other ships."
Jamie Savage
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Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:00 pm
Jamie could not believe this he was being railroaded in to traveling on the good ship awesome and giving his honey to them well
"Well since you put it that way my guys will assist in getting the awesome ready to go and provide the honey but i get to bring 2 men with me to protect my interest in this project." Jamie looked to Dunena and leaned in to give some orders
"Get back to the dragon cat and get the men to protect the Honey. I do not care how you do it just do it. the honey dose not leave that ship till i give the order. sober up will ya we be traveling on there ships" Jamie sat back looked across the table a dunena got up and and cleared at sky capt mel
"her people are already moving" was all he said as he made a very fast exit for a man who was very drunk.
"I'll be travelen on your ship and my men will conduct them selves in accordance with you crew standard Capt Marcus i will see to it but i insist on my soothsay being apart of that crew" Jamie went no were with out dunena
"and should said Honey go missing before this meeting concludes then i will be after your heads" Jamie watched as sky capt mel made her exit
Jamie decided to wait on the other capt to advise that they were intact going on the same ship or not.
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Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:09 pm
Dunena watch as the capts began to speak of him as if he were not there the jamie agreed to the be a part of this trip as there were few options he leaned over and issued orders. "Get back to the dragon cat and get the men to protect the Honey. I do not care how you do it just do it. the honey dose not leave that ship till i give the order. sober up will ya we be traveling on there ships" Jamie was clear no one get the honey and no drinking Tho Dunena was sure Capt mel's men were already after the honey so he said as much "her people are already moving" Dunena made sure the capt knew and made for the exit to really the men for a fight as if they lost the honey then so when all the barging power and dunena would not have that.
Dunena knew that the few man on the ship would defend the honey but they would need the men here to make sure they kept it till the order was given
"Yo You men back to the dragon cat there be thieves trying to take what ours" Dunena knew that the mention of Theft would move the men and it did they were making there way to the dragon Cat mooring swards in hand and at the ready.
Dunena knew that if some was not there to take it already then there would be man from a least 2 ship on there way now that they knew they had honey on board.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:12 am
"I'm for that!" Captain Marcus said agreeing with Sky Captain Mel at the idea of double crossing the DragonCat, anything that meant not having to share his ship with that bunch of drunken louts. Other drunken louts he had no problems at all with but they weren't about to cramp his style for the most drunken and unruly Captain in all the lands. If there was one thing Captain Marcus hated most of all it was competition.. also.. rabbits, but that was another story. Though he didn't much get on with Pirate Queen Mum Doris even Marcus had to smirk at the crap comment. Either way the talk from the science officer went completely over his head, lucky that others where paying attention. He figured he'd just go with what Sky Captain Mel said which unfortunately hit a snag when she said that the plan as set was the way to go.

"Seriously?" Captain Marcus said to Sky Captain Mel before sighing as the others agreed "Right well ya had better not touch any of me stuff ya hear!" The immature last attempt to avoid the situation that they seemed to all be doomed towards. "Right well I'd better go see about letting the crew know to expect visitors... " ...and hide all the rum before that drunk gets to it he added to himself "Bye Mum.." he called over his shoulder before hurrying to catch up with Sky Captain Mel as they headed back towards the Honeypot Pub, him to see how his sister was and Sky Captain Mel to pick up her... shudder.. baby.

"How ya doing? Doc fixed you up all right?"
Captain Marcus asked First Mate Chloe as they made their way though the random singing dwarfs to where their friends where. It made him a bit twitchy having so many people around who where shorter then him, but mostly because a couple of them had been singing 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho' and not the traditional 'Gold, Gold, Gold..' that was sure to lead to a bloody argument sooner or later. Still it could be worse, at least it avoided him having to watch Sky Captain Mel cooing over the baby. No he was never going to get over that plot twist.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:45 am
While she was a little disappointed in missing out on the fun of shoving a blade into Captain Jamie's throat there was a smug expression as the other crew gave in.. though not without some of their own demands. "That seems fair.. " Sky Captain Mel advised, glancing over at Captain Marcus who was busy sulking. With the arrival of her science officer Sky Captain Mel listened curious to see what the man had devised, she too had her own questions but didn't dare to ask due to the embarrassment in realizing that in all her experiments she had been focused on jimroots* when the magic ingredient was in fact coffee. With the message sent out to her crew to see to procuring the honey from the other ship Sky Captain Mel wondered if she had finally managed to get a Science Officer worthy of the title. "Good work Mr Harper" she said stiffly before farewell Pirate Queen Mum Doris, taking out her Yarphone as her and Captain Marcus left she spoke briefly to her Quartermaster to relay the results of the meeting and ensure that the honey would be there when they reached the ship.

"It's all sorted.." Sky Captain Mel said to Captain Marcus as she slipped the phone back into the pocket of her skirt "I hope this whole thing is worth it, you know I had quite a respectable thing going before you showed up" looking over the town she wondered for a moment as to why the night had become morning again, a entire day seemingly passing during the blink of a few hours. But then again meetings tended to have some interesting effects on the passage of time, it was why five minutes felt like forever when there was a agenda and votes involved.

holding open the door for the shorter Captain Sky Captain Mel waved to Lady Cara before making a beeline for Doctor Ethan and the most adorable little pirate who was even to sail the sea. "Looks like we're going for a adventure" Sky Captain Mel said as she picked up Ashleigh and gave Ethan a kiss. There was just a few things to get before heading to the ship but already there was a sense of excitement that just couldn't be found in modern piracy. - Less swordfighting for one thing. While it might not have been number one in the responsible parenting handbook Sky Captain Mel was hardly going to allow her daughter to be left on the sidelines as they went for a daring, brave and possible crazy mission. Sky Captain Mel had never really thought about what she wished for her daughter to take on the family tradition of piracy but she guessed it was never too early to learn the ropes. That and she was long tired of having Pirate Prick bother her every other day for fresh porn.. some men just never did get the idea of no for a answer.

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:55 pm
Once his report was given, Science Officer Marty remained quiet as the decisions were 'politely discussed' and the Captain and Soothsayer of the Dragon Cat saw the eloquence and reasoning of the other Captains, pleasantly acquiescing to the idea of one ship to carry them all. As The Fellowship of the Ring Honey disbanded the meeting, Marty quickly sent a second text message changing the idea of a honey liberation party into a 'watch those wascally wabbits and make sure they bring all the honey' party. Hehehehhehehe.

He, too, made his way back to The Golden Honey Pot in and quickly packed everything he would need for the journey:

supplies to make the fuel alternative
equipment to make the fuel alternative
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Charging cords for his PlankDroid, His E3PO Netbook, and the PirateCorders

After pausing a moment to consider what island the HMS had been abandoned at and the particular tribe native to that island, Science Officer Marty also packed enough laser pointers for the crew.

With everything packed and ready, he made his way to the Good Ship Awesome and requested permission from it's Captain, who had already returned as well, to come aboard.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:07 pm
Having had the word sent back to her from Quartermaster Gman that they would be setting sail on the Good Ship Awesome in order to retrieve the HMS Enterprise, Ship's Cook Emma made sure the cases of foodstuffs for their ship were well packed and held sufficient quantities of the ingredients for Jam Fancies as well as nutritional and filling meals, which was much easier to do once she had removed and burned all of the lasagna noodles and marinara sauces. With help from the owner of the Golden Honeypot to shrink them down for her, she stashed them all in a stylish but reusable recycled, eco-friendly, shopping bag with the trusty skull and crossbones logo on it for Pirate Joe's Whole Foods Markets to transport with her to the HMS Enterprise. She also had a second bag with food supplies for the Good Ship Awesome since they would need additional foods while all the crews sailed together.

Once packed, she saw to the transport of the essential needs for the cutest pirate ever to sail the seven seas, aka her pirate niece Ashleigh, such as toys, diapers, and favorite snacks. Soon enough, she too had arrived at the Good Ship Awesome. After receiving permission to come aboard, put the supplies for the HMS Enterprise under her bunk in the room she would share with Gunner Greta and the foodstuffs for the journey in the ship's galley.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:16 pm
Receiving the text message from Science Officer Marty on his PirateBerry, Quartermaster Gman grinned in a way that had made many opponents quake in their boots before. Yes, this night may turn out to be rather fun after all. Having made arrangements for Ship's Cook/Auntie to the Cutest Pirate Ever Sailed the Seven seas Emma and Golden Honey Pot Owner/adopted Auntie to the Cutest Pirate Ever Sailed the Seven seas to watch the Cutest Pirate Ever Sailed the Seven seas while they ran a 'supply and requisition errand', Quartermaster Gman and Ship's Doctor Ethan began to make their way to the Dragon Cat. They were halfway there when the second text came and disappointment settled on the pair.

However, they consoled themselves that they would soon be sailing the seas again on their way to retrieve the HMS Enterprise as they stood watch over the Dragon Cat crew and the movement of the remaining honey to the Good Ship Awesome. Once it was completed, Ship's Doctor Ethan went in search of Sky Captain Mel and Quartermaster Gman went to say his farewells to the fair and lovely Lady Tiffany till they returned before also making his way to the Good Ship Awesome.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:16 pm
Cabin Boy Theo had never really thought much about the future, well you never really needed to when you'd been sold to slavers and passed from one owner to another for as long as you could remember. He'd never washed up on a beach and suddenly declared that he wished to be a pirate but more shrugged his shoulders and thanked his lucky stars that while the Dragon Cat wasn't as famous as The Good Ship Awesome nor as modern as the HMS Enterprise he at least had a roof over his head and a hammock to call his own. So it was that the honey famine had not mattered too much for a young man of good nature, while the crew had naturally gravitated towards the pub once the ship had come to port Cabin Boy Theo had remained loyal in swabbing the deck every day until someone told him not to.

Which considering the amount of attention he tended to get from the other crew was likely to be never. Such things didn't worry the young man and instead he set to his work whistling a traditional pirate tune as he worked his way around the sleeping form of the other two crewmates who had passed out from a hard night of drinking. It was a big ship so Theo was able to fill up quite a bit of time with his day to day chores unconcerned about the going ons around him. Little did he know that things at the Top Secret meeting of the Pirate Council had not gone well, so secret that he'd not of course known about it. Everything was rather peaceful, he'd changed the sheets (after donning a gas mask and hasmat suit) and scrubbed the loo. All to ensure everything was ship shape for the return of Captain Jamie and the Soothsayer. Had the crew of the HMS Enterprise chosen to attack Theo would not have known what to do, for he wasn't qualified to handle a sword and much as it was comedic the old 'attack the bad guys with a mop' wasn't quite so effected in the real world. Theo wasn't about to chance his head on a comedic moment.

So it was that when Cabin Boy Theo saw strangers heading towards the ship Theo didn't know quite what to make it all "Um.. G'day? I mean .. Arr.. WHO GOES THERE?" Theo shouted unaware that the people where here not to be friends but to pilfer the fuel supplies. Theo wasn't quite sure what to do, he couldn't hold a sword and the ship wasn't exactly at it's most impressive with the crews washing hanging from the mast. Glancing back he shuffled nervously to hide a pair of red superman undies belonging to the Soothsayer. It probably wasn't the best look to put before strangers. But then the figures got closer and Cabin Boy Theo breathed a sigh of relief to see it was just the Captain and the Soothsayer returned from the meeting.
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:59 pm
Jamie raced to catch the rest of the crew on there way back to the Dragon Cat to help defend the Honey and tell dunena and theo to prepare to get on to the good ship awesome to protect the honey and there interest in finding more honey.
"Dunena don't worry about the Enterprise Crew were taking the honey to The awesome" Jamie advised the soothsayer Dunena looked some what shocked and a little disappointed
as the approached the Dragon Cat the Cabin boy Theo called out
"It be us Theo, You men go drain the tanks in to the transport containers " Jamie ordered the other men with them
"Theo gather your things and find me a sobering potion we are going to be traveling on the good ship awesome"
" You lot will be stay ing with the cat till we get back" Jamie ordered the rest of his men
"You two Get up and follow us with the honey" he told the two some what passed out men on the deck.
"Once the cabin boy get back you will take the potion and then we are going to find the enterprise and some honey " Jamie told Dunena as he walk off the Dragon Cat to wait for the soothsayer and his cabin boy when they joined him the 3 of them made there way on to the good ship awesome.
"permission to come a bored"
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:11 pm
Dunena and the dragon Cat crew were running along the docks when Cpt Jamie court up with them "Dunena don't worry about the Enterprise Crew were taking the honey to The awesome" Dunena was so shocked and really disappointed that A) No Fighting B) He was ganna have to travel on the good ship awesome.
Dunena knew that the sobering potion was for him and that jamie wanted him to be sober for the trip
I hate that being sober is so hard
Jamie order some men to get the honey and stay on board and went to wait for them on the dock.
Dunena decides to a pack a hammer coz ham mares could fix any thing and this last bottle of Rum.
As he was handed the position he drank it down if only to stop Jamie from Bitchen about it later to him and so he could get on board the Awesome.
He meet with jamie on the dock and they along with the cabin boy and the other 2 with the honey to deliver it to the 'Friends' on the awesome
Jamie asked if the could come onboard Dunena started to feel the effects of the potion and being sober was not some thing Dunena did well all the dam visions made it hard to stay that way for very long.
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:20 pm
The Lady Rowan had been alerted by messages from Captain Marcus and Sky Captain Mel and had sent Bilge Rat Ianto to prepare a room for Sky Captain Mel, Ship's Doctor Ethan and The Cutest Little Pirate in All the Seven Seas Ashleigh with instructions to make sure the crib was set up and ready. Quartermaster Gman and Science Officer Marty would bunk with Master Nathy and Ship's Cook Emma would share quarters with Gunner Greta. That left one empty cabin, formerly belonging to Cabin Boy Jared and the three from the Dragon Cat would be able to bunk with him for now. Things could be rearranged later once the HMS Enterprise crew has their ship back.

The Lady Rowan was waiting at the top of the gangplank when the Dragon Cat three arrived. "Welcome and permission granted," she told them stepping aside so the men carrying the honey could take it to where Master Nathy would instruct them to put it, having had received his instructions from Captain Marcus regarding that. "I am honored to welcome you aboard the Good Ship Awesome, Captain Jamie and your Soothsayer and Cabin Boy as well." Lady Rowan was nothing if not a proper hostess which was why she had agreed (read that told Captain Marcus she would before he started a Pirating War before they ever left port) to greet the arrivals.
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:03 am
The Bilge Rat Ianto was following the orders given by Lady Rowan to prepare that ship for all the new arrivals that would be setting sale with them on what could be the last trip of any ship if the new Fuel didn't work so he was now putting to gather a crib for the Cutest Little Pirate in All the Seven Seas Ashleigh and then to set up a hovel for the drunkareds from the Dragon Cat to stay in. Yes there reputation for being Heavy drinkers did proceed them.
All Ianto could hope was that they did make to much mess on the decks as he was they only cleaning since there cabin boy was gone.
Maybe he could make the dragon cat Boy do his capt and that Soothsayer cleaning instead of him then he would have to do with the drinking and stuff that they would get up to.
"Where's the Hammer" Ianto looked around the cabin. Ianto walked to the tool bored "No this were the procession tools live the hammer is else where" Ianto looked on as he kept pace to be ready by the the time they set sale.
"on our noble Quest" Ianto mumbled as he continue to hunt for a hammer.

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Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:26 pm
It was rather boring not to be a captain. Even when you got to tag along most times, you had to stop somewhere around the way. For Chloe, she was left lingering in the pub while Captain Marcus went off with Captain Mel. It drove her quite mad to wonder what they were doing in there. Oh yes, she was quite the curious one. And she didn't even have the baby to distract her. Because it was such a cute baby...

Oh well. other distractions were very forthcoming. Like the pictures of the cute cats with the hilariously terrible grammar. And when that wasn't making her suffer like whoa, the stings were.

But fortunately, Doctor Ethan was around and he was good at his work. It hadn't been pleasant. There'd been a lot of squeezing to get the venom out and some of the infection. After all, the stings had been sitting there festering for 24 hours, give or take a few more. It was also kind of icky. Pretty sure someone got queasy which was a bit hilarious... which was bad but still...

Still, it was all worth it. The pain was just about gone. A little left over ache but tolerable. Chloe had been sitting comfortably and nice when everyone came back and Marcus found her. She'd beamed at him. "Yep. I'm good to go now. So... what's this I hear about an adventure?" Eavesdropping. She did it.
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Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:19 pm
"Oh yes, funding terrorism very respectable" Captain Marcus scoffed at Sky Captain Mel's refrain, no Captain worth their salts would ever turn down a adventure for sensible hard earned coin. There was much to do and arrange as a runner was sent to the Good Ship Awesome to let it know that preparations where to be made, how they where going to find room for all the new temporary crewman was anybodies guess but he knew that between his wonderful wife and crew that it would surely all work out. It was just the odds of them all getting to the HMS Enterprise alive that was less assured. Captain Marcus felt his spirits rising both to see his First Mate in good health again thanks to the tireless work of Doctor Ethan and the rush of activity as the three crews where surely setting about preparing and collecting all that was needed for a journey to who knew where?

Musing on that very thought he returned his first mates grin before giving her a hand up "Yep.. it's all sorted" behind him he could hear the band starting up for a jig but there was no way he was doing one of those big song and dance routines for anyone's money. "I'll explain on the way.." he explained..or more not explained as Boatswain Nathy wandered past carefully balancing a crate of butterbeer, they weren't risking the strong stuff on this journey but it was better then risking the water. "Okay so word is that the DragonCat has just enough honey on board to get us to where the HMS Enterprise is said to be stationed.. so with careful sailing Sky Captain Mel and Pirate Queen Mum Doris agree that we should just be able to get there. (cue the animated 'what's happening where' graphic as the Captain explained) ...In the event that we run out of fuel Sky Captain Mel's Science Officer has apparently come up with a alternative fuel that may well blow us all to smithereens so we'd best avoid it as long as possible." The docks where abuzz with activity and Captain Marcus couldn't help the skip in his step to sight his beloved wife greeting the guests even as others went about moving the supplies and finishing the repairs and adjustments so that she would be ready to sail.

"Welcome one and Yarr'll to the Good Ship Awesome! Ye know why yer on this boat and if ye don't like it yar can always jump off!" Captain Marcus shouted as he stepped aside to let his First Mate take to the ship before him. Walking the plant he gave his wife a loving kiss, proud of the work that had been done while excited to cast off onto a new adventure. "Permission to come aboard Granted Doctor Spock..crud I mean Officer Marty! Quartermaster Gman, Sky Captain Mel.. take us out.." he said giving his two former crewmates a approving nod before turning to the trio from the Dragoncat and sighing "Boatswain Nathy and Gunner Greta will be on hand to keep a eye on you and your honey gentlemen, in the meantime I remind you that this is a family ship" Captain Marcus gestured first to his sister and then to Lady M flying above his wife's shoulder "so keep yer tongue civil and we might just all survive the day without bloodshed." Captain Marcus sighed, curse those thread ratings for cutting out all their fun. Still with a strong tail wind flapping the sales and the sea twinking a deep blue it was hard to be in a sour mood as the Good Ship Awesome cast off to follow the soft bleeping of the remains of the HMS Enterprise equipment honed onto the signal of the missing ship.
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