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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."

"Goodnight."

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Post 1 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:03 am

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"All right then, Lisa," Emma spoke to the small girl guide in the hospital bed. "You keep getting better and I'll stop by tomorrow with those books you wanted," she promised, hugging Lisa and waving to Lisa's mums as she turned and headed out the door. It frustrated Emma that Lisa had to spend time in the hospital like this but at least she was improving and it helped in the long run. Her shoes were silent on the tiled floor as she walked, the advantage of soft soles.

Also, one of the disadvantages when you're not really paying attention to where you're going or who or what may be in your path which is what led her to walk straight into someone as she walked off the elevator into the lobby of the hospital. "Oh! Sorry! Excuse me," she quickly apologized while trying to maintain her balance.

Post 2 on Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:29 pm

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Dunena was walking back in to the hospital after a stop at the Melbourne WWBN offices to prep for his next show. Dunena was really not paying attention to what was going on around him he was just thinking every thing seamed harder now coming up with ideas and just walking thro the day everything seamed to take twice as long and twice as much work to do what used to be easy.
The doctor told him this feeling would go away but dunena was not so sure. it was as he was thinking this he collided with someone.
As dunena reach out to try and help steady the Woman Yep it was definitely a woman and Dunena was sure he meet her before even from this rather a loft position
AS she looked up and apologised for running in to him dunena put a name to the face
"Emma" Dunena said out load just a little shocked "Umm No my fault i wasn't watching were i was going" Dunena said in one breath stopping to think when was the last time he had see her. god remembering was hard he was really foggy on details most of the time but it had some thing to do with coffee and 'THE WOMAN' as he had come to call Fifi.
"Are you Ok?" dunena asked as he waited for her to regain her footing
Don't say why your here Dunena silently reminded him self


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Post 3 on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:45 am

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"No.. I mean Yes... I mean No, it was my fault but yes I'm Emma. But how did you know?" She managed to get out as she kept her balance and looked at the man she had just run into, thinking he looked familiar and having this feeling of deja vu about recognizing him recently, or somewhen recently. "You.. Coffee... Bluebird.. You're Bluebird.. I mean Dunena.. I mean .........." Yes folks, this articulate (Not!) speech was coming from the president of the Debate Team in her final year of university. Isn't it nice to see she remembered all that training about responding in moments of pressure? (Turns away to laugh before resuming)

"It's good to see you," she finally managed to get out. "Though I thought the Global Voice said you were back in the states?" She smiled at his concern, "I'm fine really. I should have been paying attention to where I was going. One of my little Girl Guides is in the hospital and my mind was on her."

Post 4 on Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:17 am

Born in The United States of America Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
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Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
Dunena stood and watch as the Emma stumbled over her words in a very Cute and dare he say sexy manner.
"Yes It's Dunena Yes and coffee love that stuff" Dunena said in a very casual tone as she went on to tell him what to globe voice had to say and why see was here at this hospital at this time.
don't ask why your here question
"Well i had some stuff to deal with here you know" Dunena hope that this would move them on to other thing but to make sure he spoke on.
"Poor kid i hope she get better soon. So ummm" Dunena decided to take to bull by the horn and ask her for a drink. " so you want to go get coffee? i'm sure there's a Starbucks around here somewhere as a sorry for running you down" Dunena was not sure how he had just done it but only 2 week after getting back on the air and staying clean he was asking a woman out. Dunena was waiting for the people in his life to run up and ask were the hell was the real Dunena Reid.
he ran his eyes over her and just love the way that dress looked on her
note to self tell her that dress is smoking hot


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Post 5 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:18 am

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"Hi Dunena," she said, smiling and if one Abigail Wright had been there, she'd have probably giggled at the smile her Girl Guide leader had right now. "Coffee's good," she agreed, "Though I do have to say I love brown eyes...... I mean tea! Cup of tea is good, too," she corrected herself, wondering whatever made her say brown eyes instead of tea, not that the fact she was staring at his face which contained a pair of lovely (in her opinion) brown eyes. "Oh? Stuff to deal with? Does that mean you're back at the Ministry here?" Emma asked a bit hopefully, figuring 'stuff' meant Ministry business since that was where they had first met, "Or just visiting for a while?"

Emma gave him a small smile. "Thanks, she should be fine in a few days. Has some health issues and every once in a while, has to come here," Emma explained to him. At his invite, she nodded, "I'd like that. Yes, there's one not far from here. Out that way," she told him, pointing to the exit that would put them closer to the cafe.

Post 6 on Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:49 pm

Born in The United States of America Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
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Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
Dunena was feeling just a little giddy when Emma said she liked brown eyes was she hitting on him.
Cool she likes me
Dunena had never really flirted with women before he just was not interested till he meet Emma at the VMOM over some paper work and then at a cafe and now he was asking for a date and they were going to go and get coffee maybe and he liked the idea for the first time he like the idea of dating and he really wanted to.
Dunena laugh at lightly and answered "I like tea too" she went on to ask about ministry " No I'm not back at the ministry just hanging out doing some follow up on my show." Dunena gave a cute half smile.
" yep we all get sick sometimes" Dunena said as she excepted his invention to coffee Dunena extended his elbow to Emma it was a jester his father made him learn in pure blood family training that all of his kind long long line of blood wizards his cousins were at the season training.
" so how have you been since I last ran in to you?" dunena asked as he waited for her to take his arm.


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Post 7 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:26 am

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Her expression gave a hint of disappointment at finding out he was not back in Australia for good but probably leaving again, only here to follow up on his show. Taking his offered arm, she led them to the coffee shop, talking as they walked. At his question about how things had been since he left, Emma told him of spending time with the families over the holidays, her cousin's engagement to the woman who managed the coffee shop they had last seen each other at and, realizing he hadn't heard about it yet, about moving her shop to Melbourne. By the time they finished they had arrived at the cafe and ordered their drinks. Settled at a table after ordering their beverages, Emma deciding on a shaken not stirred iced green tea lemonade. "So, what have you been up to since we last saw each other?" she asked him.

Post 8 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:43 am

Born in The United States of America Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : American Minister for Magic
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American Ministry of Magic
Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
Dunena was so pleased when she took his arm but could not help but not she seamed a little put off by his answer about not working at the VMOM again.
He nodded politely as she told him about the lovely lady from the coffee shop getting engaged and that she had moved here shop from the outback as dunena called it to the city which would make his return vist to see her better as dunena was sure he would be as she was a just a lovely and he real wanted to see her again after today.
They arrived at Starbucks as they sat Emma ordered a iced tea.
" skinny caramel macchiato please" Dunena loved that drink. and then she asked what he had been doing.
" we'll I've been stricken it to the man. The man being ronald Frump our Minister of magic. Oh and a coursed a riot at the mainstay in New York. That was a fun day well until I had to explain it to my boss and got pulled off the air and returned and now I'm here with you" Dunena smiled sweetly at her.


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Post 9 on Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:22 am

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Settled with their respective beverages, Emma couldn't help but grin as Dunena talked about his latest round of sticking it, as he called it, to the American Minister of Magic. There had been a few articles in the wizarding newspapers about it, especially the riot that ensued. "Yes," she told him, "They wrote a bit about it here in the paper. Sounds like you had a right busy time of it," she teased him. Emma blushed when he mentioned being with her. "I am glad you're back, even if only for a bit," she admitted. "Though," she began, pausing a minute before going on, "Did someone really try to burn your apartment down?" That too had managed to make one of the back pages of the news section, since it wasn't really a local story.

Post 10 on Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:49 am

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Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
Dunena sat and spied at his drink as Emma talked and gave a small laugh at the her stating that he'd been busy with regards to the riot. "Yes, I'm back and I can visit often you know." Dunena sat forward at her question about the apartment fire. "Well, yes, it is true and they succeeded In doing so. It was unrepairable. I had to move to a new place but it has more room now. You know that one of the reasons for the riot there was this woman. The woman was framed for the fire. Well, after they framed Bill and Ted ( the Llamas) but they didn't do it and neither did the woman. So I'm still hunting for the real person, the same person that sent the misleading photos, and helped me start a riot" Dunena stopped to take a sip of his coffee he love so much.

"Enough about fires and stuff. Tell me about your self? What do you like, I mean other than brown eyes?" Dunena smiled at the beautiful blond with the most amazing smile.


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Post 11 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:40 am

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He could visit? Well that was good, better than not being able to come back at all but Emma wasn't sure how often he meant he could visit and wasn't going to ask for now. She'd just wait to see what happened. Instead, she focused on the conversation as it turned to the fire that had destroyed his apartment. "That part of the story confused me," she admitted. "Llamas? You actually have llamas?" she asked with amazement. If someone had asked her what were the type of pets someone like Dunena Reid would have, Emma might have thought about a cat or perhaps a large dog but not llamas. Of course the big question was "But why would someone want to do that?" Emma couldn't see Dunena doing anything that would make someone want to go to such lengths.

At Dunena's question about things she liked, Emma couldn't avoid blushing at the reminder of her earlier outburts. "Well, knitting. I love knitting and cupcakes. Peacocks are my favorite creature. Girl Guides, the color turquoise," she listed, before asking him, "So what about you? What are some of your likes?"

Post 12 on Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:58 am

Born in The United States of America Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
:+ : American Minister for Magic
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American Ministry of Magic
Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
dunena said and watch as emma asked him with amazement about Bill and ted (the Llamas). and gave a little laugh as he answered.
"Yes i have 2 Llamas Bill and Ted i fund them in the Victorian ministry when i worked there they war kept in cages not really sure what for anyway they are great friends there on Holiday here in australia right now just to keep them safe." Dunena listen as she asked why would anyone try to burn his house.
" I have said somethings on my show that made some people unhappy, I learning that being on radio has some you know issues."
Dunena sipped at his new favourite thing Coffee the guys at the hospital say he has an additive personalty what ever that means, all Blah Blah be vigilant and what what you doing Blah Blah How do you feel? Dunena was really not liking rehab he was surpassed to be there right now he only meant to leave to go to work and come back for counselling and group chit chat seasons that made him want to blow his brains out they alway want to know what made him start taking drugs and drinking ECT.
"Knitting cool never really saw the point tho you can just charm them to do it them self. Peacocks that have shine tails they look cool" Maybe i should buy one for her Dunena was surprised by her question most people just assumed he was like just the guy he was on air.
"Umm well Have two Llamas but you knew that. Like you cupcakes live them there this place in DC that make the best Cupcakes i will bring you some when i'm in town next. " Dunena really didn't want to tell her his favourite thing ever was the feeling you got just after you shot up and the shine colours.
"Green that my colour Love shine green stuff" Dunena finished his coffee.


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Post 13 on Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:52 am

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"You rescued them?" she asked, amazed and continued on with her questions. "From the Ministry here? You mean they would have done experiments on them?" Emma had heard stories about them using animals for magical experiments and spell practice. Wasn't much different from Muggle laboratories and institutions. This sort of made him a hero to her because he save the poor llamas from their fate. "I think that's great. I'd love to have some land one day and have some llamas and sheep to gather fleece from them for spinning." Yes, Emma had a dream and it totally involved her fiber arts.

Her smile faded a bit when Dunena mentioned it was probably faster to magically create the sweater from the yarn. "I wouldn't know," she said, a bit quieter than she had been before but managed to smile again when he admitted to liking cupcakes, too. Okay, so it really made her smile when he said he'd bring her one next time he came because that meant that yes, she would see him again. Learning his favorite color, she thought of some patterns that would make nice green sweaters for him. "So how long will you be in Melbourne?"

Post 14 on Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:29 am

Born in The United States of America Pureblood - A Witch or Wizard with All Pureblood Ancestors usually because of Purest Values against Intermingling with Muggles etc.
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American Ministry of Magic
Male Posts : 149
Age : 47
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
"Yep saved from a fate worse than death i be saying that office was above mine and some of the animal come out of there a little worse than when they went in, Land theres not much of that in New york city but hey you could get some peacocks and they could walk free and be all shiny"
Dunena was sure that he had said some thing wrong when the light dimmed in her eyes after he said about the knitting thing. she wouldn't know what did that mean.
"you've never tried knitting with magic before?" Dunena didn't knew that Emma was Muggle if he had he would have been less with the magic thing To dunena she just came across as a traditionalist about Knitting nothing wrong with that.
"I mean hay do it the traditional way works to love that hands on stuff just never had the skills to knit tho not a you know co ordinate that well so magic makes it easier" Dunena was bring to fix what ever he said to make the light dim in her eyes he love that light in her eyes already and he hated that he made he less happy with in minutes of talking to her.
"Umm i'm in melbourne for maybe a few more days have to get back and you make trouble for Frump and his Cronies" Dunena winked as the word trouble. Dunena was so internist by Emma he forget he had run out of coffee.


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