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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm
The Global Voice Wwbn-n10

The Global Voice Kim10 "Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."


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MOM candidate reaches out to muggleborn community

Mr Reid spent the day talking with muggleborns and there families at the Muggle Relation Center in New York where children and their families go to help them prepare to enter the wizarding world and integrate as good citizens.
Mr Reid spent a good amount of time specking with children and parents about what they like about wizarding America and what they found most difficult about becoming a part of the wizarding world and what the wizarding community could do to help make there transition easier.
Mr Reid...

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It never fails that teenagers tend to have a desire to rebel and discover who they are as individual at some point during their teen years. Unfortunately, that can cause problems for a home life, even moreso when that homelife is in the public eye.

It seems that while Bill Llama is protesting for better working conditions as the recent article on his Occupy!Wading Pool rally illustrated, Ted Llama has begun 'finding himself' and trying new things that may or may not proved to be acceptable in the Reid family. Recent candid photos, such as the one below show evidence that Ted has gotten...

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It seems dissent is brewing in the campaign team of Dunena Reid, opposition candidate for Minister of Magic here in America. Word has come from a reliable source who asked to remain nameless as they were not authorized to make a statement that there has been signs of unhappiness among Mr. Reid's two most trusted advisors, Bill and Ted Llama. The brothers apparently are not satisfied with working conditions and Bill Llama has begun protesting their benefits, as you can see by the candid photo our source supplied. Apparently, Ted Llama, while not pleased with conditions,...

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Host of WWBN-New York's Dunena's Mad Mad World Dunena Reid has now been honored with the prestigious title of 2011's Man of the Year by Hourglass Magazine in response to his actions in calling on the American Minister of Magic Ronald Frump to come clean about his love affair with a Mrs Lainy Bustiere and attempted efforts to accuse French nationals...

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Hourglass Magazine's Person of the Year
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The Little known Producer of WWBN's Dunena's Mad Mad...

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The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical...

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Police are searching for two men who disappeared in the early morning hours of November 1st. A report was received on the 3rd of November from their employer, Llama.com de Tabagisme, when either Michel Souris and/or Donald Canard did not report for work for two days and could not be reached. Visits to their residences resulted in no answer and when the officers gained entry to their domiciles, found nothing out of the ordinary but no sign that either man had been home.

*Article includes photos of both men.*

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The Pont de la Tournelle in the early morning hours of November 1st.

Reports were received from a group celebrating L'halloween at a party on one of the barges docked along the River Seine. Witnesses stated that they observed a man plummeting from the bridge shortly before a flash of green light appeared in the night. They also report a cracking sound as if someone was setting off firecrackers.

Divers searched the river in the area the man would have entered the water and surrounding area but nothing was found. The Prefect suspects that if there was a jumper, he may have...

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It appears that the the gallant gentleman who would step forward to defend someone's honor, only to be attacked and arrested for it, is now missing. Repeated attempts to contact him have proven unsuccessful and no one who does know this man seems to know where he has gone to . We have learned that his actions resulted in his employer terminating his employment with them for his actions that night which this reporter can only say seems to be at odds with the rest of the city's opinion of him.

Everyone from the man on the street to those in the media are praising his actions to defend...

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Last night, the Muggle Occupy protests spilled over into the wizarding world when Famed Radio Host, Dunena Reid, organized a Fight the Dark Rally in front of the Ministry of Magic. What began as a peaceful demonstration soon began to breakdown into a scene of dissent and violence and ending in a confrontation between Minister Ronald Frump and Mr Reid live on WWBN's Cherry Clinger Show.

Mr Reid's intentions for the rally seemed simple enough as it began with a call, in his own words as he opened the rally "to tell those in charge that we are here and that we want change! We want our...

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It seems there is more to it than what meets the eye in the suspected arson of WWBN personality Dunena Reid's apartment. While original suspicions had been cast on a pair of llamas and lit cigarettes, evidence has arisen that shows the suspect may actually be a living human being rather than four legged beasts.

This reporter has been conducting her own investigation into the fire and discovered strands of human hair that did not belong to the occupant of the apartment as well as a distinctive piece of jewelry, a single earring. Currently, jewelers are being...

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While the Muggle authorities seem to have accepted the conclusion that a recent fire at well known WWBN radio personality, Dunena Reid's apartment was started accidentally by pet llamas, it seems those findings may not be accurate.

This reporter has begun conducting her own investigation into the aforementioned fire and it appears there may have been something other than creatures, Muggle or magical involved in the blaze. Evidence found at the scene makes it clear someone was in the apartment other than the owner and any pet or pets he may own.

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The Fire Inspector has issued a report blaming the fire that occurred in the Manhattan apartment of popular WWBN radio host, Dunena Reid on a lit cigarette that had been left burning on the floor. The investigation also turned up hoof print marks in the carpeting which have been determined to be those of llamas. The statement issued by the NYPD Public Relations Office states that:

The fire appears to have started in the living room and spread through the...

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It seems that the American Minister of Magic would love to silence some members of the press but it doesn't work like that here, even if the press are on the fringe of being true journalists. While some scoff at the latest reports coming from a certain radio personality, this reporter has learned there is more truth to some of the reports then Ronald Frump would care to admit.

Investigations have proven the rumored existence of the formerly secret Tuscan villa that the Minister of Magic not only owns but...

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With accusations flying between the Minister of Magic and a well-known WWBN radio host, it seems to have been discovered that the denials recently published in the various news channels, including this reporter's outlet, The Global Voice are a bit more cover up then truth. As the beloved bard has written, it seems the Minister 'doth protest too much'.

While it is rather easy to dismiss the claims of someone who also claims llamas are falling from the sky and of having met a goat god man, it has been discovered...

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American Minister for Magic Refutes WWBN Claims as 'Ridiculous'
The American Minister of Magic is disputing claims from WWBN's Mad Mad World that he most certainly was not looking into a new position and was indeed plaining to run for re-election. Speaking at a press conference today he told The Global Voice that such ridiculous conspiracy theories where totally unfounded he went...

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