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Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:32 pm
Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...

Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.

Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.

You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!

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Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:52 am
The Magical world today woke to a flurry of Werks and stories after last night's broadcast of Dunena Reid's Weird Weird World hinted, quite strongly that recently crowned Houglass Magazine's Person of the Year Dunena Reid, was set to enter the race for the 2012 American Magical Elections with no lesser sight then the Minister's position currently held by Ronald Frump.

Speaking to the Ministry this morning reporters where told that while some paperwork may have been received it was after the weekend cut-off and would not be looked at until the subsequent week at the earliest.. unless it had fallen on the desk of one F. Blake in which one just had to hope that it would be filed at all.

Considered a possible hoax a interview with Producer and year long associate of Mr Reid Benjamin Jefferson led to the following statement "The hell I know? Trust me man I'm usually the last to find out these things"

More on this story and other top breaking news including the protest by Interweb giants Woozle against Muggle proposed internet filtering laws, after this break.

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Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:05 pm
The Accademia Magica di Italia is proud to announce the hiring of Chudley Canons star player, Jamie Savage as its new professor of Broom Flying Instruction and team quidditch coach. Interim Headmaster Angelo Benito made the announcement at a press conference this morning. He stated that "The school is pleased and grateful that someone of Senore Savage's talent would accept a position like this. The students will benefit greatly from his expertise". Professor Savage has already begun working with the students and the team has their first game soon against Venice Magical Academy.

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Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Our Paris news desk reports that police in Paris have begun searching the Seine River for the body of a man who is believed to have jumped from one of the bridges in a possible suicide attempt. Reported by a party on one of the barges docked along the Seine, this raw footage shot by one of the party goers shows the man plunging into the river. No sign of his exit from the river has been found and they believe that he died on impact.

Next up is....

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Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:23 am
Yes ladies the roamers where true that none other then high flung socialite and darling of the European Ministry Fifi LaRoux has been sighted in Melbourne, Australia which has recently been named the worlds most livable city for a second time.

While none have stated what brought on the arrival of Miss LaRoux there's been no question that the world famous Hit Witch has made no secret of her visit with roamers of a behind closed doors meeting with the Minister for Magic himself before dining out at the exclusive Vue de Monde for drinks. Seemingly at home in the city Fifi underwent a tour of the Auror department before attending the midwinter launch of the Matacore 'Enchantment' line of fashion robes. Speaking exclusively to WWBN Fifi states that she was very pleased to be in Australia and would not commit to any return dates nor roamers that her visit had anything to do with attempts to influence the Australian Ministry to re-think it's ties to Ronald Frump's ministry.

Witch Weekly's exclusive Interview with the well known Hit Witch hits store shelves Monday.

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Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:56 pm
It seems that exposing the Minister of Magic's secret love shack was not enough to keep the host of WWBN's Top Rating News and Current Affairs show Dunena's Mad Mad World set for long. Now with the reveal of Pottermore the controversial host has moved to point fingers at not only the American Minister for Magic but that of a number of major Magical Ministries around the world accusing them of taking bribes to allow unfettered access to the Magical World. Outrage from the claims have lead to a call for a full investigation into Mr Reid's accusations. All Eyes are now on the Various Ministers and how they will respond to the latest revelations from the Man himself, Dunena Reid of Mad Mad World.

After the break WWBN-UK Continues it's round the clock coverage of the 2011 Glastonbury Festival, taking place at Worthy Farm in the UK where our own Cherry Clinger is keeping abreast of the top stories and gossip at iconic music festival with interviews with big names and newcomers alike in the Wrock scene including a exclusive with DJ Noiseworks and former one time Weird Sister Nathan Wright.

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Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:51 pm
"In Global News today many Muggles the world over logged on to the unveiling of 'Pottermore' last night, a new co-production between 'JK', Warner Brothers and Muggle Game Man..Man..Manufacturer Sony. Promising to give Muggles and Wizards alike a whole new experience many prominent figures in the magical world have come out damning what they see as yet another crass profit making exercise at the expense of the magical community.

One Hogwarts teacher has stated that since this 'Pottermore thing' started they have been inundated with well over one thousand owls from worried parents, former students and others wishing to know if it would mean Muggles would be allowed to study at Hogwarts or.. worse the school was to give up it's long held stance amongst the only schools to not have it's own interweb network.

While many in the Wizarding World are concerned Woozle today speaking to WWBN-Japan was quoted as "Not at all Worried" while reminding Wizards and Muggles alike that "whatever Pottermore promises to be there is no doubt that with Sony it will only be a matter of time before hackers get it".

In other news the Australian Ministry of Magic has moved to deny any connection to a self-declaired witch jailed for recklessly causing serious injury and dangerous driving. The Australian Minister for Magic was quoted as calling the woman a 'Bloody Idiot' while reminding that no matter what world one thinks they belong to, the laws of Australia still apply.

This has been Kim Sparkle for WWBN News at Five"

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:48 am
"WWBN Today officially announced that it has apologized to American Minister for Magic Ronald Frump for allegations made about him on flagship nightly talk show Dunena's Mad Mad World hosted on WWBN. While the Minister was brought into a furor over recent alligations surrounding his private life it was the revelation of his secret Tuscan Villa that has lead to red faces and claims to 'Sue WWBN for every knurd it has'. Amid the turmoil ratings for WWBN's radio talk show have skyrocketed making it more popular then 'Clives Charms Hour'. Speaking to the head of WWBN it was quoted that 'Whoever Dunena is they're on to a good thing, and might just be the Wizarding Worlds answer to the Muggle World's 'Julian Assange'"
In Depth Report: Dunena's Mad Mad World #3

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Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:25 am
"In local news the Victorian Ministry of Magic are continuing investigations into a alleged House Elf sighting on April 26th in Drouin, a rural town 45 minutes from Melbourne. Witnesses described two ugly children suspected of stealing sneakers and wearing odd headgear. No ministry intervention was required but a number of confused Muggles where reported at the scene.

The Ministry of Magic has issued a reminder for House Elf Owners to take care when in areas where Muggles may be present."

In Depth Report: And at last we will be free, You're a bluebird

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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:39 pm

"Hello and welcome to WWBN News at Five, I'm Kim Sparkle and now for the headlines."

" 'No News is Good News' Is the word coming down from the Ministry and Re-it.. Re..iterated across the world. We asked The Head of Muggles United for a comment but they where unashamedly silent."

"More bulletins and the latest Quidditch Scores Right After This Break.."

No Story is Too Big or Too Small!
Post your Own News Stories!

Write Your Story (don't forget to keep it short and snappy for the camera!)
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"...and in other news a happy occasion as a woman is reunited with her long lost pet Norwegian Ridgeback named Snuffles who flew off after setting fire to her house and those of neighbouring Muggles. The Woman states she is delighted but doesn't understand why her insurance premiums have sky-rocketed after what she claims was just 'a little accident"

"This is Kim Sparkle wishing you a good and safe evening."


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Starred Woa..

Good Lord.. It's October Already!?!

To think I was just getting used to September!

First up Students at Gipps Grammar are on holiday's for the next two weeks before heading into Term 4 which will be the final for their year.

Italia Student's are well and truly back at school and heading towards their second semester holidays.

All Seventh Year Students should be starting to think about their future. It's great to some students already planning ahead for what they wish to do. Don't forget that your teachers and the other students are there to help them decide and of course us Admin's are always there to assist and inspire for those suffering from 'what on earth will I do with my character now' syndrome.

The end of October traditionally starts exam time for Gippsland Grammar NEWT students so it's time to start checking out universities and making some plans and pre-enrolements for what to do next year.

Okay now on to fun stuff...

So this month is of course impossible to avoid mention of the Epic Pirate's Thread that is currently kicking off in it's usual disjointed style. With Giant Bee's, Cranky Kittens, A Monkey named Monkey and what appears to be a disturbing tendency for characters to break out in song it's already looking to be a wild and crazy thread!

Back in the 'real world' we're welcoming two new characters this month. Jared Maddock a 20 year old English Auror Studies student at Oxford University and (so far) a survivor of Mozart's applehunting habits of doom! and Victoria McQueen..or is that Smoking Joe? Why yes it's the head of SmokingLlama herself! A mysterious figure who seems to be playing both Muggles United and the Purests for fools! Not to mention her poor employee Marty who doesn't believe in Magic and no doubt wouldn't in a million years think his employer herself was a witch?

Just what is her deal? and why is she pushing documents to Dunena Reid? I don't know but I'm sure it's going to be one hell of a story.

Also bets are open as to who remains to be the rudest character on board.. Fifi LaRoux for abandoning both Polly and Marty mid thread (Much to M's own disgust ^.~), Fungus Blake for mistaking Ashleigh's Birth Certificate for a License to keep a pet Dragon, Tamika Parker for describing Gipps Grammar as 'some mud strewn mudpit of a Muggle loving cesspool' Dunena Reid for quoting on air that the Ministry of Magic can bite him, or Jamie Savage's repeated failed attempts to charm well.. anyone?

Last of all, we're very glad to see Jae online yesterday and hope everyone spares a thought for her and others in the Philippines currently dealing with the 2nd of two back to back typhoons. Stay safe mate.

With Love, as always


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Post on Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:25 pm by Guest

Other: M for daring to include the most pleasant and lovely Fifi LaRoux in this poll

*sulks off*


Post on Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:26 pm by M

Sorry Marty.. but I'm not a character so I. Don't. Count! Razz

Post on Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:27 pm by Guest

Other: M for daring to include the helpful and charming Dunena Reid in this poll!!!!


Post on Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:28 pm by M

Oh that's it.. next one to complain gets THEIR name on the list!


Post on Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:56 pm by "Q"

Well, M dear, you were the one who offered the "other" option.

Post on Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:47 am by Guest

While not having included M as an "Other" vote, I have to argue her denial as to "being a character". From what I've heard, she is a definitely character!

Post on Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:44 am by Guest

*points to ancient graphics request that keeps being shoved aside and sulks*

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